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OBAMA'S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST (gonad replacement surgery)
11/29/10

Posted on 11/29/2010 12:32:38 PM PST by Liz

Obama just made out his Christman wish list so friends know what he REALLY wants for Christmas.

<><> Ceiling mirrors in the WH master bedroom.

<><> A new teleprompter.

<><> Gonad replacement surgery.

<><> A sex doll that looks like Reggie Love.

<><> A painting of my hero.

<><> A case of imported beer.

"Christmas Eve I'll chug-a-lug a brewski---next year, I'll suck down valium and vodka."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
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"Obama says all he wants for Christmas is a pill that obliterates thoughts of midterms."

1 posted on 11/29/2010 12:32:41 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

How do you replace that which you never had?


2 posted on 11/29/2010 12:36:48 PM PST by catman67
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To: Liz

Man Country moved to the White House basement. Jeremiah Wright’s Greatest Hits. A transexual unicorn. Tylenol 3 for the fat lip. A Mother-in-Law apartment (in Kenya).


3 posted on 11/29/2010 12:39:10 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Re: Gov. Sarah Palin: Even the lion has to defend himself against flies. ~German Proverb)
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To: Liz
Il Douchebag and Il Duce. The only difference is Il Duce made the trains run on time.
4 posted on 11/29/2010 12:40:09 PM PST by hflynn (The One has been reduced to The Zero)
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To: Liz
Amber alert: Bambie's nads.
5 posted on 11/29/2010 12:40:20 PM PST by JPG (Sarah drives the left crazy because she knows and believes in the truth and acts on it.)
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To: catman67
Gonad replacement addition surgery
6 posted on 11/29/2010 12:43:45 PM PST by twister881
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To: twister881

Agreed this is a sex change operation.


7 posted on 11/29/2010 12:45:47 PM PST by hflynn (The One has been reduced to The Zero)
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To: Liz

Replacement?


8 posted on 11/29/2010 12:47:54 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Liz

In order to have something be a replacement don’t you need to have had it in the first place?


9 posted on 11/29/2010 12:48:42 PM PST by Personal Responsibility (The more the plans fail the more the planners plan - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Liz

News/Activism ?


10 posted on 11/29/2010 12:57:41 PM PST by Misterioso
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To: Liz

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”
It seems so long since I could say,
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”


11 posted on 11/29/2010 1:01:52 PM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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To: Red Badger

Heh——cute.


12 posted on 11/29/2010 1:05:53 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

He’d probably like a “Real Doll” in his own image..


13 posted on 11/29/2010 1:06:39 PM PST by maddog55 (OBAMA, You can't fix stupid...)
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To: maddog55; stephenjohnbanker

He lives in a Hall of Mirrors and is awed by the view.


14 posted on 11/29/2010 1:08:27 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Christmas or KWANZA?


15 posted on 11/29/2010 1:09:23 PM PST by maddog55 (OBAMA, You can't fix stupid...)
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To: Liz

Well, It’s too late to re-write the Twelve Stitches of Christmas!................


16 posted on 11/29/2010 1:09:25 PM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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To: Red Badger

Wonder how a progressive would rewrite the adorable
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”

REWRITE

“I Saw A Bodacious Blonde in a Bikini Giving Santa A Lap Dance.”


17 posted on 11/29/2010 1:12:26 PM PST by Liz
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To: Red Badger

LOL——good one.


18 posted on 11/29/2010 1:13:28 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

I Saw DADDY Kissing Santa Claus..................


19 posted on 11/29/2010 1:19:27 PM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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To: Red Badger
I think that the Christmas wish list should read like this

1. Some new Rims on the limo
2. A new paint job on the limo that has some flash,
3. A new stereo in the limo with a 1000 watt bass amp.
4. One of them programmable hydraulic lift kits for the limo.
5. Some gold chains
6. Some baggy Levis.

After all he is nothing but street trash.

20 posted on 11/29/2010 1:31:20 PM PST by Wooly
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To: Wooly

Air Farce One...................

21 posted on 11/29/2010 1:39:16 PM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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To: Liz; Revolting cat!
A Warhol original.


22 posted on 11/29/2010 1:49:21 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Red Badger

Mommy and I saw a hooker giving daddy a hicky.


23 posted on 11/29/2010 3:09:43 PM PST by Liz
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