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To: IbJensen

To all of you pro-lifers who are trying to rain on my parade, keep it to yourself, because I don’t have the time for that kind of negativity. I’ve got an abortion to plan, and I just know it’s going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!

The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity. If my HMO wouldn’t have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would’ve gotten pregnant in the first place. Then what would I be doing a week from Thursday? I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t be doing: going to an awesome abortion clinic where I’ll be the center of attention from the minute I put my feet up in those stirrups.

I seriously cannot wait for all the hemorrhaging and the uterine contractions. This abortion is going to be so amazing. I’m definitely taking lots of pictures so I can remember every last detail of the whole experience for years to come and share my great memories with all of my friends, family and co-workers. What an easy decision this was!

I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took “the easy way out.” I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I’m about to do. Well, I don’t care what they say: It’s worth it for all the fun and laughs I’m going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I’m pro-abortion... and I love it!

See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!


4 posted on 12/10/2010 7:14:38 AM PST by laotzu
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To: laotzu

That was a brilliant post.

It’s creepy but brilliant.


8 posted on 12/10/2010 7:30:17 AM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: laotzu
Oh how interesting that it covers abortion and not contraceptives? Who would have thought? Does the HMO cover sterilization by some chance?
12 posted on 12/10/2010 9:06:13 AM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: laotzu
You go girl!



From the entire culture of death. Have a nice day.
15 posted on 12/10/2010 12:06:08 PM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: All
For further proof, if one has not already done so, one might search for Margaret Sanger. For more information on this detestable oxygen thief and her legacy, see the following URL:

Margaret Sanger, in her own words.

16 posted on 12/10/2010 2:50:52 PM PST by ronnyquest (Barack H. Obama is the Manchurian Candidate. What are you going to do about it?)
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