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Liberals Fleeing US to Canada in Droves
ConservativeHQ ^ | 12/17/2010 | Clive Runnels

Posted on 12/20/2010 8:03:32 AM PST by gitmogrunt

Clive Runnels reports from the border on the liberal masses scampering northward.

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer from Newport, CA huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."

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TOPICS: Canada; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: canada; exodus; liberals; moonbats; seeya
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1 posted on 12/20/2010 8:03:33 AM PST by gitmogrunt
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To: gitmogrunt

YAYYYYYYYY! Let’s help them! YAYYYYYYYY!


2 posted on 12/20/2010 8:04:58 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: gitmogrunt

LOL


3 posted on 12/20/2010 8:05:05 AM PST by verity
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To: gitmogrunt

If all those that are bagging arse to Canada are no longer allowed to return to the US, I would be much happier....=.=


4 posted on 12/20/2010 8:05:26 AM PST by cranked
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To: gitmogrunt

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


5 posted on 12/20/2010 8:05:43 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat (NO MOS-que AP: It's the "GROUND ZERO MOSQUE")
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To: gitmogrunt

OMG that is funny


6 posted on 12/20/2010 8:05:53 AM PST by McGavin999 ("I was there when we had the numbers, but didn't have the principles"-Jim DeMint)
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To: gitmogrunt
Waaaaaaait a minute.

My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

But this world is so screwed up that the most ludicrous things are either true or are becoming true before our very eyes.

7 posted on 12/20/2010 8:06:32 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: gitmogrunt
Parody not withstanding... Interesting how alleged Liberals look north to Canada/Yerp rather than south to Mexico (Isn't Spain still in Yerp?)
8 posted on 12/20/2010 8:06:53 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: gitmogrunt
Yes, the danger to liberal Utopian freedom is intense. These losers might be forced to get a job, pay taxes, obey the law, lose their welfare money, and even say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

Yes, life could get real dangerous for liberals!!!

9 posted on 12/20/2010 8:07:30 AM PST by EagleUSA
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To: Texas Eagle
My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

In normal times... you wold be correct in this assumption. Today, however...

10 posted on 12/20/2010 8:07:40 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: gitmogrunt

Red Greenfield?

did he have a nephew named Harold and a wife named Bernice?


11 posted on 12/20/2010 8:08:06 AM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: gitmogrunt

Is there any way we can assist them? Maps with the quickest route possible, free coffee, a lift to the bus station - anything?


12 posted on 12/20/2010 8:08:10 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
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To: gitmogrunt

LOL!!!


13 posted on 12/20/2010 8:08:51 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Texas Eagle
Waaaaaaait a minute. My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

It's also really old.

It was posted here hundreds of times in November-December 2000, and a little less (but still dozens of threads) in November-December 2004.

14 posted on 12/20/2010 8:10:18 AM PST by Jim Noble (It's the tyranny, stupid!)
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To: Clive

Beware, another wave of drooling commies from Down South may be on their way to your neck o’ the woods.


15 posted on 12/20/2010 8:11:02 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: gitmogrunt
Canada can have'em.

I hope the swarm continues...


16 posted on 12/20/2010 8:11:48 AM PST by moovova (Don't let Obama spoil the word "hope" for you...)
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To: reagan_fanatic

How about explaining to them Tim Horton’s with its famous coffee, “Tim Bits,” doughnuts and sandwiches? :-)


17 posted on 12/20/2010 8:11:59 AM PST by RayChuang88 (FairTax: America's economic cure)
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To: gitmogrunt

This is some funny stuff.


18 posted on 12/20/2010 8:12:14 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: gitmogrunt

I wish this were true.


19 posted on 12/20/2010 8:13:20 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Merry Christmas to all of my FReeper FRiends!)
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To: April Lexington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU


20 posted on 12/20/2010 8:13:33 AM PST by American Constitutionalist (The fool has said in his heart, " there is no GOD " ..)
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To: April Lexington
" Parody not withstanding... Interesting how alleged Liberals look north to Canada/Yerp rather than south to Mexico (Isn't Spain still in Yerp?) "

Yes, all of the harping and lecturing they have given us about helping and loving the poor, but, yet, they don't go down to Mexico and South America to be with the poor and en spouse the virtues of Marxism and Communism in those poor nations ( notice they are not fleeing to CUBER also ? )....
This proves that liberalism is truly a virus and mental disorder, where they take a perfect healthy thing and destroy it.
21 posted on 12/20/2010 8:17:31 AM PST by American Constitutionalist (The fool has said in his heart, " there is no GOD " ..)
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To: gitmogrunt

Precisely and specifically, what is a “drove”??


22 posted on 12/20/2010 8:19:58 AM PST by Logic n' Reason (You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
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To: gitmogrunt
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week

I don't believe the part about sneaking. Unless they have criminal records or drunk driving convictions in Canada any American can cross at an official border crossing. Why would they "sneak"?

23 posted on 12/20/2010 8:23:58 AM PST by ElkGroveDan (He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!)
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To: Logic n' Reason
There were cattle drives. Thousands of cattle being driven. When they finished, the whole group, being in the past tense, was referred to as the drove.

So, like a herd of cattle.

:-)

24 posted on 12/20/2010 8:25:01 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: ElkGroveDan

Never mind. Parody.


25 posted on 12/20/2010 8:25:01 AM PST by ElkGroveDan (He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!)
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To: gitmogrunt
Don't let the door hit you in the ass, SCUMBAGS.

While you're at it, why don't you renounce your American citizenship and hand in your passport.

Then... you can hate America in good conscience.

Oh, that's right... you left-wing turds don't have a conscience.

26 posted on 12/20/2010 8:25:12 AM PST by DocH (Official Right-Wing Extremist Veteran Seal Of Approval)
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To: gitmogrunt
THIISSSSSSSSS......

Is really good news.....!!!

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE PATOOTIE ON THE WAY OUT!

27 posted on 12/20/2010 8:27:22 AM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: going hot
". . . being in the past tense, was referred to as the drove."

Aha!!! So, the present tense of a this would of course be a "cattle drive"!!!

In today's modern world, when one attends one of these things, but uses a Jeep instead of a horse, one could say, "I drove over to the cattle drive, drove the cattle and my jeep; then when we reached Wichitah, I stopped driving the jeep and the cattle because I'd done drove the whole route and completed the drove!"

Or words to that effect!

Liberals = cattle!

I like it!

28 posted on 12/20/2010 8:28:54 AM PST by Logic n' Reason (You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
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To: gitmogrunt

agree with Glenn Beck and O’Butthead?

not this southern traditionalist mister...not on much anyhoo


29 posted on 12/20/2010 8:29:36 AM PST by wardaddy ("Out Here" by Josh Thompson pretty much says it all to those who will never understand anyhow)
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To: stefanbatory
...did he have a nephew named Harold and a wife named Bernice?

***************

Plz pardon polite correction....

Think you got it backwards....

His wife was Harold...
...And his nephew was Bernice....

Just sayin...

30 posted on 12/20/2010 8:30:20 AM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: Logic n' Reason
Liberals = cattle!

That is a fact. Also, they are definately driven.

31 posted on 12/20/2010 8:32:29 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: verity

Could they haul Reid, Pelosi, and the rest of the RAT human waste with them???


32 posted on 12/20/2010 8:34:03 AM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: fanfan
For your amusement ...


33 posted on 12/20/2010 8:44:51 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: gitmogrunt

This likely came from L’Onion.ca

Despite repeated threats to do so, sadly our Liberals rarely if ever actually vote with their feet and move to Canada. At least not since the Draft ended....

Not that I would wish to inflict them on our Canadian Freeper friends....


34 posted on 12/20/2010 8:45:07 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: gitmogrunt

LMAO!


35 posted on 12/20/2010 8:47:04 AM PST by indthkr
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To: gitmogrunt

Since all the other states are full of nothing but conservatives, these must be the leftist liberals fleeing California...

Lets hope the trend continues...


36 posted on 12/20/2010 8:54:26 AM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit.)
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To: gitmogrunt

If only this were true.


37 posted on 12/20/2010 8:56:12 AM PST by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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To: gitmogrunt

This is just conservative porn. ;-)


38 posted on 12/20/2010 9:03:26 AM PST by rhombus
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To: gitmogrunt

****The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.***

Just like the TORYS fled to Canada and England when the US won the REVOLUTIONARY WAR! Don’t let the gate hit you in the a$$ when you leave!


39 posted on 12/20/2010 9:04:40 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (I visited GEN TOMMY FRANKS Military Museum in HOBART, OKLAHOMA! Well worth it!)
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To: gitmogrunt

Best news I have heard all day.


40 posted on 12/20/2010 9:07:01 AM PST by dforest
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To: Texas Eagle
My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

I think you're right.

But maybe the libs will see it and get ideas... :)

41 posted on 12/20/2010 9:07:52 AM PST by Allegra (I painted fuchsia stripes on my elbows.)
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To: gitmogrunt
As the flight attendant says as you de-plane:
BU-BYE
I add: Don't let the door knob hit you in the ass.
Another one comes to mind: Delta is ready when you are.
42 posted on 12/20/2010 9:21:14 AM PST by DeaconRed (The Old Man is Down The Road. . . . . . .)
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To: gitmogrunt

Please please please don’t come to Canada. We already have more than enough liberals.


43 posted on 12/20/2010 9:24:56 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: gitmogrunt

Very funny piece.


44 posted on 12/20/2010 9:50:15 AM PST by cricket (Osama - NOT made in the USA. . .and Obama, not made in the USA either. . .)
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To: Jim Noble
November-December 2000, and a little less (but still dozens of threads) in November-December 2004.

Eastern Wisdom: nothing changes/everything changes.

Still works; still current in the political eternal that we seem stuck in. How good this would be if it were true.

45 posted on 12/20/2010 9:53:19 AM PST by cricket (Osama - NOT made in the USA. . .and Obama, not made in the USA either. . .)
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