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Man who wore Whizzinator sent to state prison
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-northampton-prosthetic-penis-whizz20101220,0,3635656.story ^
Posted on 12/20/2010 1:04:55 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
Court-ordered to undergo drug tests, a Monroe County man was caught wearing a fake penis and bladder used to cheat screens.
But Raymond Hartley Jr. had a good excuse for strapping on the Whizzinator, he told a Northampton County judge last week: The probation officers kept making fun of the size of his real penis.
"It's very emasculating to hear comments like that," argued defense attorney Anthony Rybak.
(Excerpt) Read more at mcall.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: napl; pennsylvania; sourcetitlenoturl; weird; whizzinator
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For God's sake, no pictures!
To: Red in Blue PA
I imagine the testimony of the parole officer bordered on the homoerotic.
“When I saw the suspect take out his penis I thought something was wrong, it didn’t look right, too hard and plastic - so I stared intently at it; it was especially apparent that it was fake as I saw the flow from it was not typical of what you usually see. When I reached over to touch it....”
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:08:37 PM PST
by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: Red in Blue PA
The probation officers kept making fun of the size of his real penis. The dude is obviously a blogger.
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:12:19 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Blogger Overlord)
To: Red in Blue PA
A fake penis and bladder...I believe Barney Frank would call that a proving ground.
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:12:41 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
To: allmendream
I imagine the testimony of the parole officer bordered on the homoerotic. "I work at a small, mid-western courthouse and I never thought this would happen to me...."
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:13:39 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Red in Blue PA
"You can just call me Dick Whizzer there sonny boy..."
To: r9etb
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:15:14 PM PST
by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:15:28 PM PST
by
Battle Axe
(Repent, for the coming of the Lord is neigh.)
To: montyspython
LOL!
Holy crap is that funny!
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:16:26 PM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: Red in Blue PA; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Bet he's p*ssed off...
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:17:12 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:18:00 PM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Well, the newspaper this story was carried in is certainly appropriate: “The Morning Call”.
To: Red in Blue PA
I wonder what his explanation was going to be for his new and improved size.
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:18:31 PM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
To: posterchild
There was a pro football player who got caught with a Whizzinator.
Seems he forgot to specify ethnicity when he bought it.
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:20:40 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("Buy Sabra brand Hummus, made in Israel!")
To: Red in Blue PA
DU screen name....tootiny.
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:21:49 PM PST
by
JPG
(A new sheriff is on her way and she's ready to cleanup Dodge.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono
Court-ordered to undergo drug tests, a Monroe County man was caught wearing a fake penis and bladder used to cheat screens. "Honestly! It's NOT mine..."
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:26:02 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Red in Blue PA
For God's sake, no pictures! Too late, Ethyl. Don't look!
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:26:53 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:28:01 PM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: a fool in paradise
But her Whizzinator is real.
To: Red in Blue PA
One of Clinton’s conquests stated on national radio that he was “hung like a hampster.”
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:30:03 PM PST
by
umgud
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