Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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What a great photo!
Thanks for the ping.
Missing him a lot lately, especially with what’s currently residing in the WH.
Is Mark Steyn hosting again today?
I believe so. That is a good thing.
Glad FR is working today.
Me too - yesterday was crazy. Hope all is well with FR servers.
Anybody is better than that goof Mark Davis.
Mark C. Moan?
It’s a toss up.
Even Mark Belling?
Does the iPod have Bluetooth?
Made one of my rare* misses yesterday (family).
* I’m usually listening or lurking...
Ok Ok Ok.
Nobody is as good as Rush.
Really dislike the Davis goof.
RUSH has some of the WORST subs out there - except for Mark Steyn.
I would encourage RUSH to check into Dana Loesch. I’ve seen her a lot lately on cable news and she is a quick, funny and articulate conservative.
I think it does.
Bluetooth headphones are the bomb!
No wires.
Oooh, that’s interesting!
Did the iPod come pre-loaded with Obama’s speeches?
If not, you could get her those—a gift fit for a Queen.
That pic is on this year’s calandar.
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