Posted on 12/23/2010 8:18:45 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That sounds painful!
Woo-hoo! Crime pays again!
Hi.
In other words, commonsense.
I am so shocked!
Merry Christmas
Wow that’s some story. You know Mrs Walter E. Williams died from doing that very thing. Just shaking my head wow...
If you need any help on the meds you can get some from India pretty cheaply.
Its fire time...
Of all the second string Marks he’s better than Mark Davis and Mark C. Moan.
Make sure you have had your coffee though...
It was not the best feeling in the world.
Nice to see you.
He’s probably the least irritating.
Maybe Rush should have Rose fill in for him one of these days.
<Oh good grief; can someone slap this chick.
Tell it, FRiend!
I love the way Steyn brought up the issues in Africa. We get precious little info on problems in African countries, so the libs all think that we’re at fault for everything, that we’re the worse people on the planet, but they need to take a look at what’s going on in these African countries and put blame and disgust where it belongs.
Steyn’s response to this lib chick was great. I wonder if she’ll go back and try to find info on the African issues or if she will turn her back on them because her real focus is not on peace and human rights, but on destroying the US.
Hey.
I’m glad Mark is talking about this medical benefits for 9/11 survivors thing. It will end up being another govt. boondoggle.
I did not know that about Mrs. Williams. “Everybody” knows not to use chairs as ladders. “Everybody” does it anyway.
Had to move because of a position change. I don't count beans any more, I analyze them now. Lateraled from Systems Accountant to a Financial Management Specialist (510 to 501). This move improves my chances for a promotion later. I'm just 53, so I have a lot of years left...
I wonder if she’s doing Hannity again today?
It says she’s the guest host for Wednesday but they are so lazy updating their webpage who knows.
Of the hemorrhoid or heartburn variety? hahah (j/k - took me a minute to realize what you meant)
Been having a blast reading this thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2646465/posts Seriously...some of the comments on it are priceless!
Dear Lord.
Merry Christmas to you, my FRiend.
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