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US Senator Writes Letter to Santa About Global Warming… No, Seriously
Michele Malkin Website ^ | Dec 23, 2010 | Doug Powers

Posted on 12/25/2010 7:33:27 AM PST by Baynative

Dear Santa Claus,

I am writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice. The Navy’s chief oceanographer says that by the summer of 2020 the North Pole may not have summer ice and other scientists project that an ice-free Arctic is possible as soon as 2012!

Scientists overwhelmingly agree that polar ice is melting because of greenhouse gas pollution and I am working hard to reduce these emissions. But there is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole. I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year. What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves’ houses and your reindeer barns?

(Excerpt) Read more at michellemalkin.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: menendez; santa; warming
This Menendez guy is a great example of how the liberal mind works. He's up for election in 2012 ...maybe, JUST MAYBE we can help him retire.

I'm going to save his quote about the Artic Ice Cap being gone by the time he runs his next campaign. (I'll put it with Algore's prediction form 2007 that the polar ice caps would disappear in 5 years)

1 posted on 12/25/2010 7:33:32 AM PST by Baynative
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To: Baynative

________ idiot


2 posted on 12/25/2010 7:35:07 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Baynative

God help us long suffering patriotic New Jerseyians on the eve of Washington crossing the Delaware.


3 posted on 12/25/2010 7:36:45 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Baynative

Give a liberal a chance, and he’ll subvert everything under the sun to further the revolution. (Scu&bags one and all.)

IMHO


4 posted on 12/25/2010 7:38:14 AM PST by ripley
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To: Baynative
SUN GW
5 posted on 12/25/2010 7:39:04 AM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Baynative

LOL! I think the notion of flying reindeer and a fat man sliding down millions of chimneys on one night might be more plausible than global warming...


6 posted on 12/25/2010 7:40:40 AM PST by LRS ("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
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To: Baynative
Dear Santa:

Senator Menendez is a moron, please bring him a brain.

7 posted on 12/25/2010 7:42:34 AM PST by McGavin999 ("I was there when we had the numbers, but didn't have the principles"-Jim DeMint)
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To: Baynative
Yes, SENATOR, there is Global Warming. It exists as certainly as self-delusion and conceit and arrogance exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Global Warming. It would be as dreary as if there were no SENATORS. There would be no childlike faith then, no fantasy, no earmarks to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which incumbency fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Global Warming! You might as well not believe in fairies, excuse me, Gays! You might get your NASA to launch satellites to watch in all the chimneys on all the power plants to catch Global Warming, but even if they did not see Global Warming, what would that prove? Nobody sees Global Warming, but that is no sign that there is no Global Warming. The most real things in the world are those that neither scientists nor mere humans can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the National Mall? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

8 posted on 12/25/2010 7:53:31 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Socialists are to economics what circle squarers are to math; undaunted by reason or derision.)
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To: McGavin999

This guy is a lock to take over Biden’s former title as the dumbest Senator. I wonder if he has bought a mountain home to escape the imminent flooding in Joisey.


9 posted on 12/25/2010 7:57:10 AM PST by doosee
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To: Baynative

Somebody ping the men in the white coats.


10 posted on 12/25/2010 7:58:12 AM PST by the invisib1e hand ("Three hostile newspapers are more to be feared than 200 swords" - Napoleon Bonapart)
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To: Baynative

Dear Menendez,

Santa is very upset with you. Only reindeer poop and coal for you. Stop bothering me with fantasy.. I have real work to do.

Signed,
Santa


11 posted on 12/25/2010 8:05:42 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Baynative
Who is the nameless Navy’s chief oceanographer?

Why is Menendez concerned about Christmas gifts? Shouldn't he be more concerned about Holiday gifts? Isn't he aware that Christmas is being fazed out, so why should Santa hang around?

Since Santa will be soon homeless, I'm sure some stimulus can be found for him. oh wait, obamas don't give gifts.

Santa and Christmas should never be used together. They have nothing in common except cold weather.

12 posted on 12/25/2010 8:18:53 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: McGavin999

13 posted on 12/25/2010 8:18:56 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (I'd open it myself but I don't have any thumbs.)
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To: steelyourfaith

ping


14 posted on 12/25/2010 8:41:55 AM PST by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Normandy; TenthAmendmentChampion; FrPR; enough_idiocy; ...
Thanx Fractal Trader !

 


Beam me to Planet Gore !

15 posted on 12/25/2010 8:45:33 AM PST by steelyourfaith (ObamaCare Death Panels: a Final Solution to the looming Social Security crisis ?)
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To: Baynative
It appears that Santa has responded:

Santa's Answer

16 posted on 12/25/2010 8:51:43 AM PST by NJ_Tom (Who ever thought that Kenya would be the next nuclear power?)
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To: Baynative

Dear Senator Robert Menendez:

Go to Hell you idiotic, Marxist fraud!

Love,

Santa


17 posted on 12/25/2010 9:06:32 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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To: Baynative

I shudder to think what he writes to the Easter Bunny..


18 posted on 12/25/2010 10:24:55 AM PST by max americana
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To: Baynative

Wow! Two completely false beliefs in one letter, Santa Claus and Global Warming.


19 posted on 12/25/2010 10:36:52 AM PST by DakotaRed (What happened to the country I fought for?)
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To: Baynative

You mean Santa Claus isn’t real either?

Merry Christmas


20 posted on 12/25/2010 10:47:36 AM PST by bray (Sarah Palin will destroy the Repub Party, hopefully!)
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To: LRS

Ditto.


21 posted on 12/25/2010 10:56:13 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (America is ailin'-the ONLY cure is Palin.)
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