[Dallas] pastor denies burglarizing congregant's house

Dallas Morning News ^ | December 28, 2010 | VALERIE WIGGLESWORTH

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

released on $26,000 bail in time for Sunday morning services at The Church of the Living Looting God

Fixed thet fer ya.

[A Strict Constructionist]

The easiest way to wealth is to open a black church with an attached funeral home. Burglary is way too much work.

[bkepley]

At least she’s not a Mormon. ;)

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Wow, you could write a book about this critter!

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Trollin’ for cobbler in my automobile...
My black Jag’s a mighty fine set of wheels.

Tryin’ to get the window glass loose
A 5-gallon bucket to gimme a boost

Can you imagine the way I felt
Them handcuffs belonged on a woman more svelte.

[Niteranger68]

The whole article is so juicy, I had to read it twice! The nut of the deal is not the unbelievable tale this woman tries to spin, but the fact that some people out there will believe her. It's a litmus test for dip$hits.

[Vaquero]

with a name like ‘VALERIE WIGGLESWORTH’ it has to be incredibly good jam.

[oh8eleven]

The Church of the Living God ... is in the back of her husband's furniture store
Along with the rest of the loot.

[Ezekiel]

She said she had been in Agnew's east Oak Cliff neighborhood on Friday evening to pick up a peach cobbler from a friend. "Something just told me to go past her house," McGriff said.

If the article doesn't provide enough crazy for you, there's a five minute video interview at the link. She makes Octomom look sane.

"Longtime friend Serita Agnew" didn't have her house key under the doormat. I can't imagine why...

[Mercat]

“When it comes to credit cards, I don’t play around,” McGriff said

[dagoofyfoot]

The whole article is so juicy.


Ex-hooker, credit card scam artist, multiple idendities, and now it's time to fleece the flock...


What's not to like? Sandy McGrifter at your service!

[Mercat]

I’m thinking she doesn’t have a professional PR person. How many fur coats? She doesn’t need to steal any more of them? This is Dallas for crying out loud where its maybe cold enough to wear a coat five or six times a year.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Her rap sheet includes a prostitution charge. Now she’s past 50, still limber enough to climb in a window, but she must have been sweating...like a hooker in church!

[null and void]

I see a career in politics coming up...

[starlifter]

I wonder if she is a Creationist?

[Ezekiel]

Church of the Living God must be big on animal sacrifices. Wonder if the neighborhood is missing any puppies.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Now she has a future as a jailhouse pastor.
If she’d gotten clean away, she’d have a future as a pastor in Las Vegas.

[reagan_fanatic]

I’m pretty sure the Bible says something about lusting after material possessions and stealing. She must’ve skipped over those parts.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Looks like sheared female pelts to me. Good as car seat covers.
No lynx, no fox...pretty shabby for an ex-hooker.
Sofa...Hollywood Regency, of course.