Skip to comments.Man posing as Hillary Clinton robs Sterling bank at gunpoint
Posted on 12/29/2010 10:46:15 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
A gun-wielding man wearing a Hillary Clinton mask robbed a Sterling bank on Dec. 27, authorities said.
The man walked into the Wachovia bank in Community Plaza about 9:14 a.m., approached a teller, brandished a firearm and demanded cash, according to Loudoun County sheriffs office reports.
The robber then fled the bank in an unknown direction with an undisclosed amount of cash.
No injuries were reported, according to Kraig Troxell, spokesman for the Loudoun County Sheriffs Office.
Witnesses described the robber as a 6-foot-tall black man. He was last seen wearing a black jacket with a red shirt underneath, according to reports.
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I am absolutely and completely convinced there are at least 100 political jokes that can be made off this headline.
And for the life of me...I can’t think of any. Need coffee.
I saw a picture of that mask on Drudge. Doesn’t look like Hillary. Looks like an older Howdy Doody.
Even wore a pantsuit.....
Well, at least it’s an honest portrayal...
Guy is only slightly ahead of the curve, political-policy-wise...
Hillary would never actually hold the gun herself; she’d just have her jack-booted thugs do it.
Did he have cankles too?
Did he have cankles too?
Are we sure it wasn’t hillary?
Take a closer look at Hilary, there is a strong resemblance!
If he was wearing a mask, how do they know it was a 6 ft tall black man?
Uhhhhh.... masks don't make you shorter or taller, and masks don't cover your hands.
Trying to decide if this is ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’...
On second thought, considering it was Hillary - maybe “none of the above”
Response: This robber demonstrates a strong capacity for symbolism.
Where was Obama during all this? Could it be possible...
Well, apparently it doesn’t take a village to rip off a bank.
Wait... I thought Hillary was a man...
She just raised their corporate tax rate.
Welll .. being once married ... or ... er .. connected somehow ... to the first black president ... one can easily be cornfused.
Hillary was not the only potential President who was copied. If you hit the link, Ronald Reagan was copied during a bank robbery. So was George W. Bush.
Had to be a black man because after the teller put the cash in a bag she asked the robber, "Is this enough?". The robber replied. "It depends on the meaning of is.".
The robber than asked the teller if she would like to have pizza at his office sometime in the future.
She’s just robbing a bank. Obama is robbing the whole country. ;-)
How many bags of oats did they lose?
He would have worn a Monica Lewinski mask, but he would have blown it.
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