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Man posing as Hillary Clinton robs Sterling bank at gunpoint
loudountimes.com ^ | Dec. 28, 2010 | Crystal Owens

Posted on 12/29/2010 10:46:15 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY

A gun-wielding man wearing a Hillary Clinton mask robbed a Sterling bank on Dec. 27, authorities said.

The man walked into the Wachovia bank in Community Plaza about 9:14 a.m., approached a teller, brandished a firearm and demanded cash, according to Loudoun County sheriff’s office reports.

The robber then fled the bank in an unknown direction with an undisclosed amount of cash.

No injuries were reported, according to Kraig Troxell, spokesman for the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office.

Witnesses described the robber as a 6-foot-tall black man. He was last seen wearing a black jacket with a red shirt underneath, according to reports.


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bank; clinton; gunpoint; hillary; hillaryclinton; loudoun; loudouncounty; man; mask; posing; robs; sterling; virginia

1 posted on 12/29/2010 10:46:19 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I am absolutely and completely convinced there are at least 100 political jokes that can be made off this headline.

And for the life of me...I can’t think of any. Need coffee.


2 posted on 12/29/2010 10:48:05 AM PST by hoagy62 (.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I saw a picture of that mask on Drudge. Doesn’t look like Hillary. Looks like an older Howdy Doody.


3 posted on 12/29/2010 10:51:45 AM PST by righttackle44
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Even wore a pantsuit.....


4 posted on 12/29/2010 10:52:58 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Merry Christmas!!)
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To: hoagy62

Well, at least it’s an honest portrayal...


5 posted on 12/29/2010 10:54:07 AM PST by Noumenon ("We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Guy is only slightly ahead of the curve, political-policy-wise...
Hillary would never actually hold the gun herself; she’d just have her jack-booted thugs do it.


6 posted on 12/29/2010 10:54:38 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he have cankles too?


7 posted on 12/29/2010 10:55:10 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he have cankles too?


8 posted on 12/29/2010 10:55:17 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Are we sure it wasn’t hillary?


9 posted on 12/29/2010 10:59:55 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: righttackle44
" Looks like an older Howdy Doody".

Take a closer look at Hilary, there is a strong resemblance!

10 posted on 12/29/2010 11:01:57 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If he was wearing a mask, how do they know it was a 6 ft tall black man?


11 posted on 12/29/2010 11:10:10 AM PST by MrsPatriot (I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery.)
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To: MrsPatriot
If he was wearing a mask, how do they know it was a 6 ft tall black man?

Uhhhhh.... masks don't make you shorter or taller, and masks don't cover your hands.

12 posted on 12/29/2010 11:12:15 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Trying to decide if this is ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’...

On second thought, considering it was Hillary - maybe “none of the above”


13 posted on 12/29/2010 11:12:51 AM PST by bigbob (.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Report: "Man posing as Hillary Clinton robs Sterling bank at gunpoint"

Response: This robber demonstrates a strong capacity for symbolism.

14 posted on 12/29/2010 11:13:31 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Where was Obama during all this? Could it be possible...


15 posted on 12/29/2010 11:15:39 AM PST by VastRWCon (Taxed to Death)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well, apparently it doesn’t take a village to rip off a bank.


16 posted on 12/29/2010 11:16:31 AM PST by RexBeach ("There is no such thing as a good tax." Winston Churchill)
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To: hoagy62

Wait... I thought Hillary was a man...


17 posted on 12/29/2010 11:17:37 AM PST by dps.inspect (the system is rigged...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

She just raised their corporate tax rate.


18 posted on 12/29/2010 11:23:13 AM PST by MtnClimber (Osama and Obama both hate freedom and have friends that bombed the Pentagon)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"Witnesses described the robber as a 6-foot-tall black man"

Welll .. being once married ... or ... er .. connected somehow ... to the first black president ... one can easily be cornfused.

19 posted on 12/29/2010 11:26:05 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/aug/30/local/me-sbriefs30.2

Hillary was not the only potential President who was copied. If you hit the link, Ronald Reagan was copied during a bank robbery. So was George W. Bush.


20 posted on 12/29/2010 11:27:08 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: MrsPatriot
If he was wearing a mask, how do they know it was a 6 ft tall black man?

Had to be a black man because after the teller put the cash in a bag she asked the robber, "Is this enough?". The robber replied. "It depends on the meaning of is.".

The robber than asked the teller if she would like to have pizza at his office sometime in the future.

21 posted on 12/29/2010 11:42:32 AM PST by hflynn
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To: hoagy62

She’s just robbing a bank. Obama is robbing the whole country. ;-)


22 posted on 12/29/2010 11:49:44 AM PST by wvguy
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To: Free ThinkerNY

BRIAPS


23 posted on 12/29/2010 12:16:26 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
. . . , there is a strong resemblance!

Frighteningly so.
24 posted on 12/29/2010 12:33:55 PM PST by righttackle44
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To: Free ThinkerNY

How many bags of oats did they lose?


25 posted on 12/29/2010 1:11:16 PM PST by bayouranger (The 1st victim of islam is the person who practices the lie.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He would have worn a Monica Lewinski mask, but he would have blown it.


26 posted on 12/29/2010 5:52:10 PM PST by chemicalman (The Obama's: Proud members of the Vacation-A-Month Club.)
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