I dunno, when I first heard this story it reminded me of the whole, engineered Susan Boyle story on Britain’s Got Talant. Then his mother lost him at the airport, and my heart really went out to the woman. Now this. The smartest thing Patricia Kirtley can do is to SUE his cavalier bum for everything he gets from that fat contract he just signed. An inability to pay is no excuse, according to a defrocked former judge I once knew. Get him for every single year he was too busy partying to pay.
Joe Dirt?