Skip to comments.Iran to introduce cyberwarfare crack teams
Posted on 01/21/2011 3:25:21 PM PST by nuconvert
The Iranian authorities have promised to "put cyberpolice all over the country" as it comes under threat from online dissent at home and computer sabotage from abroad.
The country's head of police, Ismael Ahmadi Moghaddam, said Iran had to stamp out "defamation and mischief" at the opening of a new headquarters in Qom, the religious centre of the country.
He gave few details of his plans, but his words suggests he intends to continue developing the Chinese-style model already in place of using a mixture of technological censorship using keywords and large numbers of trained police to monitor websites.
He may also be referring to Iran's attempts to boost its defences against cyberwarfare from abroad. Leading politicians, including President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have reluctantly admitted that the country's nuclear programme was affected by a mysterious computer word named Stuxnet which western antivirus experts had already discovered was infecting computers throughout Asia, including Iran.
Subsequent analyses showed that it was highly sophisticated and appeared to target and disable uranium enrichment centrifuges operated through computers manufactured by the German firm Siemens of the sort used in Iran.
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Stux to be them.
Hey...who’s that babe in the grey???
I would think that Mad Mo’ would find anything to do with the electron to be haraam. Let the infidels do it.
And Kim Jong Il is: ‘The most clever, most handsome,most physically fit’ - (thanks to Team America World Police).
In other news, some intrascendent Iranian computer security experts have defected to western nations. Nothing to see there. (I hope that’s what’s happening, at least)
That'd be the Diva Plavalaguna.
So how does the camel figure into the program? Bug sniffing camels? Will they be able to retrain from bung sniffing to bug sniffing in time to make a difference?
LOL...I am surprised she didn’t get caned for looking “different”...
They're threatening to get something "Stux" in 0h0m0's ass!
I'm sure he's looking forward to getting it.
as it comes under threat from online dissent at home and computer sabotage from abroadMy dream, if I may share here, is that Ahmednutjob gets capped by a midget in a clown suit, who only uses one shot to do so. And then makes his getaway in a clown car.
Crack teams? We’ll counter that with crack hos and a super secret weapon, plumber’s crack!
“It’s a man, baby”! (couldn’t help it)
They all do seem to have man hands. Perhaps that coverup is all for the better in this case.
Ah man, don’t you pity him? When a thought crosses his mind, it’s a long and lonely journey. Sniff.
Pssst, Iranian-—the only way to get the bugs out is to set all your faciliites on fire! You must do this-—its the only way! Fire will kill the bugs!
The person on the left has unusually large hands, huh?
They typically wear pants, a coat or jacket that is about mid-thigh to knee-length, and a scarf on their head.