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Woman accused of attacking cop with sex toy claims it was self defense
New York Daily News ^ | 26 Janaury 2011 | Philip Caulfield

Posted on 01/27/2011 7:50:01 AM PST by jda

"An Illinois woman who was busted for threatening a cop with a sex toy is claiming self defense, saying the officer spooked her by walking into her bedroom.

"Carolee Bildsten, 56, was arrested when police said she attacked an officer with a 'clear, rigid feminine pleasure device' in her apartment last November after he escorted her home while she was drunk."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: getarope; guilty; lazwouldhitit; lazwouldnothitit
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Yet another example of violence induced by conservative rhetoric.


1 posted on 01/27/2011 7:50:03 AM PST by jda
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To: jda

This is my rifle...


2 posted on 01/27/2011 7:52:09 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: jda
The lovely Ms. Bildsten....


3 posted on 01/27/2011 7:52:29 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: jda

Guilty beyond belief.


4 posted on 01/27/2011 7:52:59 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Hideous.


5 posted on 01/27/2011 7:53:39 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: jda

“Stand back!! I just put new batteries in this baby and I’m not afraid to use it!!”


6 posted on 01/27/2011 7:53:56 AM PST by MissTed ( Do women in burqas have fun tagging each other in Facebook photos?)
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To: jda

She didn’t attack him, she was trying to make a pass at him.


7 posted on 01/27/2011 7:54:20 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: jda
Assault with a friendly weapon...

she should get off.
8 posted on 01/27/2011 7:55:06 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Vendome

Add heinous to that too. Heinous and hideous. She has a kind face though. The kind you don’t want to look at.


9 posted on 01/27/2011 7:56:10 AM PST by Wiggins
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To: driftdiver
She didn’t attack him, she was trying to make a pass at him.

A cop carrying a drunken citizen into her bedroom, samaritan extraordinaire.

10 posted on 01/27/2011 7:56:39 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (For love of Sarah, our country and the American Way of Life.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

AAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!...................


11 posted on 01/27/2011 7:57:06 AM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing something right.)
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To: evets
....and what sort of sex toy would that be....inquiring minds seek to know....

sorry...cancel that after seeing the pic of the perpetrator.

12 posted on 01/27/2011 7:57:06 AM PST by spokeshave (WTF....the only thing 0bambi's investments will get us is a bullet train to bankruptcy.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I feel sorry for the dildo.


13 posted on 01/27/2011 7:57:19 AM PST by mowowie
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To: jda

14 posted on 01/27/2011 7:57:33 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

She’s only 56??? Eeek


15 posted on 01/27/2011 7:58:30 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: jda

16 posted on 01/27/2011 7:58:30 AM PST by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: Wiggins

She is coyote F-ugly.

You would chew your arm off to get away from her.


17 posted on 01/27/2011 8:00:51 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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She looks a little better with her make-up on...

18 posted on 01/27/2011 8:02:24 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: nuconvert
There are some things a police officer, or any man with a sense of discretion(which a cop should have), which you do not make part of any record. Doing so is a sign of weakness in character.
19 posted on 01/27/2011 8:02:30 AM PST by blackdog
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To: Joe 6-pack

Guilty as sin.


20 posted on 01/27/2011 8:02:50 AM PST by Emperor Palpatine (I'm shocked! Shocked to find out that gambling is going on in here!)
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To: evets

Groan........


21 posted on 01/27/2011 8:03:02 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: blackdog

“There are some things a police officer, or any man with a sense of discretion(which a cop should have), which you do not make part of any record.”

Are you saying they should have lied about her age?


22 posted on 01/27/2011 8:06:58 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: blackdog

So let me see if I understand you. A cop should falsify official records if something about the crime would embarrass the perp.

Defense lawyers must LOVE you!


23 posted on 01/27/2011 8:08:02 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Now that would have been scary!


24 posted on 01/27/2011 8:09:56 AM PST by Shimmer1 (When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.)
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To: Wiggins
Until we see the picture of the cop, I reserve my voting rights for another time.

There is someone for everyone ya know. Things just may have not worked out the way the cop wanted? Maybe she wanted to introduce him to some switch-play? No cop carries a drunk woman into her bedroom for the purposes of being altruistic.

25 posted on 01/27/2011 8:10:10 AM PST by blackdog
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To: evets

Dude, that IS Susan Estrich after her many facelifts...


26 posted on 01/27/2011 8:10:24 AM PST by ken5050 (Palin/Bachman 2012 - FOUR boobs are better than the two we have now!)
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To: jda

Good thing it wasn’t a Steely Dan.


27 posted on 01/27/2011 8:13:14 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I can't afford anymore hope and change!!!!)
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To: null and void

Best response of the day...


28 posted on 01/27/2011 8:13:55 AM PST by Elwood P. Doud (America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
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To: ken5050
Whoops... I stand corrected.

29 posted on 01/27/2011 8:14:19 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: null and void
Oh please! You know what I mean.

I have a friend who works as an EMS tech. When he is hauling granny out of her recliner or bed and granny's got Buzz Lightning next to her, some things you just don't need to say.

If the cop was worried about an assault, why was he carrying a drunk 52 year old woman into her bed? He should have arrested her for disorderly conduct and left it at that. That's why you take them to jail to sleep it off.

30 posted on 01/27/2011 8:15:01 AM PST by blackdog
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To: spokeshave

“a ‘clear, rigid feminine pleasure device’ “

Musta been written by a Zappa fan!


31 posted on 01/27/2011 8:17:31 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: ken5050
Smoking, booze, and amphetamines sure can wear your package out.

And yes, that is Susan Estridge.

32 posted on 01/27/2011 8:18:24 AM PST by blackdog
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To: jda
I wonder if the dildo is receiving therapy...
33 posted on 01/27/2011 8:20:02 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (ohhh, right there, that's it. Yeaaa!!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

At least we know this police report wasn’t written in California. A clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device, would be too vague and too gender specific.


34 posted on 01/27/2011 8:21:29 AM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog

An EMS technician is different from a cop. A cop MUST tell the truth, else the defense lawyer will tear him to bits on the witness stand. (Not that this stops all cops from lying, but still).

The standards for a sworn officer of the court are higher than for a first responder who can hide behind HIPAA laws.


35 posted on 01/27/2011 8:22:03 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Jury trial requests should come with a may cause blindness warning for this case.


36 posted on 01/27/2011 8:23:17 AM PST by blackdog
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To: jda

What you can figure out form two lines:

(1) The officer found her drunk somewhere in public.
(2) The officer took her to her house.
(3) The officer entered her bedroom.
(4) She was surprised when he entered the bedroom.
(5) She threw something at the officer.

I don’t mean to state the obvious, but why did the police officer enter he bedroom in the first place?


37 posted on 01/27/2011 8:24:04 AM PST by Brookhaven (Moderates = non-thinkers)
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To: evets
she should get off.

She would have if the cops hadn't interrupted her.

38 posted on 01/27/2011 8:27:08 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: Joe 6-pack


39 posted on 01/27/2011 8:27:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
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To: null and void
If the cop was being professional and didn't want to have anything present a problem regarding conduct of anyone, he wouldn't have been carrying a drunk woman to her bedroom.

I'm just sayin. I'd have a lot of questions for this guy if I were his superior/s. She could have just as easily had a gun in her dresser or under her pillow and shot the dumbass. He placed himself in an ethical, moral, legal, and mortal danger zone. It may be funny, but it could have been something else.

40 posted on 01/27/2011 8:30:21 AM PST by blackdog
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To: jda

“Meet my little friend—Steely Dan.”


41 posted on 01/27/2011 8:32:02 AM PST by tumblindice (Civility 101: An armed society is a polite society)
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To: blackdog
Yep. Dumbass. I'm going to be very charitable and assume the dumbass thought it would be kinder to take her home where she could be safe, rather than giving her an arrest record and locking her up with criminals. Dumbass.

No good deed goes unpunished.

42 posted on 01/27/2011 8:34:49 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Laz would hit it this hard.”

I would, too. With a stick, or maybe a door, or a hammer.


43 posted on 01/27/2011 8:41:06 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: null and void

Agreed. When I’m a dumbass, which is not infrequent, I don’t go out of my way to document it for circus effect. (Free Republic exception noted)


44 posted on 01/27/2011 8:41:13 AM PST by blackdog
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To: blackdog
Free Republic exception noted

I am sooooo there!

45 posted on 01/27/2011 8:43:32 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 737 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ARRRRRGH! I’ll take Helen Thomas over that visage.


46 posted on 01/27/2011 8:48:12 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (The future? Imagine Cass Sunstein's boot stamping on Lincoln's beard, forever.)
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To: evets

Perfect! Who else would have an arsenal of self-pleasure devices.


47 posted on 01/27/2011 8:54:08 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: jda

I heard about this. She tried to strike him in the groin, but he turned so she hit him in the thigh, instead. She’s been charged with a “missed-a-weiner.”


48 posted on 01/27/2011 8:58:31 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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I wonder what sort of cop would even admit this occurred? I’ll bet that he’s an incredible butt of jokes at the precinct. “A woman attacked me with a dildo.” ROTFL!


49 posted on 01/27/2011 9:06:41 AM PST by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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Claiming self defense, saying the officer spooked her.She looks like the spooker than the spookee.


50 posted on 01/27/2011 9:07:29 AM PST by Vaduz
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