Black Widow attempted New Year Moscow attack but blew herself up by mistake

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 28 January 2011 | Andrew Osborn

[HereInTheHeartland]

“message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year”

Seasons Greetings!!!!

I wonder if she had a unlimited texting plan?

[a fool in paradise]

Al Qaida In The Soviet Reunion is going to press charges against her cellphone provider for a wrongful death case.

John Edwards is gearing up to chase that ambulance as we type...

[bigheadfred]

iPhone needs to come out with a spam app. It could save millions of lives. Be a real first for Apple...

I did hear that the planned iPod touch for children was a bust.

The itouchkids had people up in arms.

One good thing about pedophiles though. They DO drive slow past schools.

[Army Air Corps]

John Edwards will “channel” her for the jury...

[Iron Munro]

[Iron Munro]

[Army Air Corps]

Don’t forget Spam musubi. Mmmmmmmm.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Reminds me of that Columbo episode where the dogs were phoned with a cue to kill somebody. IIRC.

[ThunderSleeps]

Cool. Maybe everyone should text "BOOM" to anyone they know who is a little shady? :-)

How about this... Cell antenna and computer system(s) around major sporting events, gatherings (eg. New Years), etc. that as every cell phone approaches them (and pings the "tower" IDing itself), the phones get an automatic call and text. Premature detonation anyone?

[rdl6989]

The Soviet Reunion? Brilliant!

[353FMG]

I have always instructed members of my family to keep a long distance away from any burqa-clad figure. It’s still incomprehensible that these muslim women are allowed to go around dressed that way.

I guess that this country will prohibit such dress in public only after one of them blows up and takes a few dozen innocent bystanders with him/her.

[ottbmare]

I guess that this country will prohibit such dress in public only after one of them blows up and takes a few dozen innocent bystanders with him/her.

No, even then we won't, because CAIR will protest and Muslims everywhere will whine about Islamophobia and hate, and liberals will say that it's a peaceful religion and people have the right to dress as they please.

[TChad]

Calling this Muslim savage a “Black Widow” is an insult to women who kill their husbands across the West.

True, but how many times can they use "Asian youth"?

[GeronL]

Weird. Don’t want to mention the religion??

/s

[Cindy]

Thanks for the ping rdl6989.

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Previously...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2662533/posts?page=24#24

[353FMG]

I hate to say it, but you’re probably right. And what is even more disgusting is that you won’t hear a peep from Congress. Where are all the heroic tea party congressmen?

[Cindy]

Btw, A blessed and happy New Year to you rdl6989.

[Free Vulcan]

This is like a damn comedy routine. Hilarious.

[Niuhuru]

And American men think they have it bad with American women.

[Renderofveils]

Alternate headline:

Woman Flies To Pieces Over Unexpected Text Message

(Also, it's a shame it wasn't a "Merry Christmas" text.)