I officially declare that McKennedy has absolved himself from his military service.
His duplicity, stupidity, and general inability to comprehend even the most simple concept has harmed the country far more than his service benefited it.
Further, he has fosted upon us one of the bimboest bimbos (his luny daughter) EVAH!
McKennedy, your bro dead Ted is calling you.
Well, she is kind of a heavy load to carry.