I will be happy to let Mr Lautenberg’s loving family support his daughters’ aborting his grandchidren
If he will keep his hands out of my wallet to pay for it
The waiter was usually told, "bring one check, and we'll divvy it up ourselves" -- so the total check was divided by the number of attendees.
My "share" frequently came out way over twice the cost of what I'd consumed. So. I started taking the radical step of asking the waiter to bring the bar bill separately.
Often, the bar bill was higher than the food bill -- and when I said "count me out of the bar bill participants", the libs often squealed at how "unfair" that was!
I wouldn't pay for Lautenberg's booze; why should I pay for his daughters' abortions?
(I haven't yet figured out how to avoid being taxed for Lautenberg's -- and others' -- gluttony...)
When I finally started asking the waiter to bring me a separate check -- and tipping handsomely for the privilege, I invariably still came out 'way ahead. And when the office libs called me "cheap", my response was, "Not so; I simply refuse to participate in Socialism when I can avoid it."