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Posted on 02/15/2011 4:18:41 AM PST by Kaslin
I read with great interest your recent comment on one of my columns, which was posted on TownHall.com. In the post, you claimed that I had experienced a sychotic [sic] breakdown shorty after receiving tenure, which, in your opinion, explains my tendency to lambast the academic left in my weekly column.
Although you cant spell that well (apologies to Rev. Jackson for the gratuitous rhyme) you are correct about my sychotic breakdown. Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. So its only fair to admit that a nutty liberal occasionally stumbles upon the truth.
My sychotic breakdown began when a fraternity brother of mine was abducted and murdered by a criminal who was wielding a gun. Until that night I had been an opponent of handgun ownership. I even voted for Michael Dukakis in part because he advocated a ban on handguns.
After the murder took place I heard this little voice speaking to me. It said the following: If handgun possession were criminalized, then only criminals would possess handguns. The voice continued to speak to me saying Its better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
Allison, you are free to call it a sychotic breakdown. But I prefer to call it the voice of reason.
My sychotic breakdown continued when I became a professor and thus began serving on faculty hiring committees. The HR department would routinely force us to include a statement in our ads saying UNC Wilmington does not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, etc. They would also force us to include statements such as Minorities and women are especially encouraged to apply.
It was around that time that a little voice began to speak to me saying, The best way to end discrimination is to stop discriminating. The voice continued by adding Affirmative action is a form of institutionalized racism and sexism. Allison, you are still free to consider that little voice to be evidence of a sychotic breakdown. But I still prefer to call it the voice of reason.
My sychotic breakdown really hit its stride when I was discussing hunting with a liberal sociologist. He doesnt like me to quote him because he lacks the courage to defend his beliefs. So Ill just paraphrase him. The anti-deer hunting pro-abortion sociologist was angry at me for shooting a doe on the off chance that she might have been caring for young fawns. I saw no evidence that Bambi was still nursing. So I pulled the trigger.
Later on, when challenged by the un-quotable liberal, I did hear that little voice again. It was asking Why is this liberal angry that a little deer will not be able to survive on its own? Is it because it isnt yet viable? The voice continued asking me questions like Doesnt he also use lack of viability as an excuse to murder unborn human babies? Allison, you may keep on characterizing that little voice as evidence of a sychotic breakdown. But doesnt the voice of reason always call on us to show more compassion towards human beings than we do to wild animals?
Finally, Allison, I noticed that you claimed that I am hated by hundreds, if not thousands, of people for the material I publish in my columns. You also predicted that my life would be cut short by one of my enemies that I would meet an untimely death as a result of my columns. I have two problems with your ill-considered remarks.
First of all, I am hated by millions, not by mere hundreds or thousands. And I am damned proud of it. Second, I do not think it is wise for you to make veiled threats against my life given that I own more guns than the armies of several third world nations. I am not concerned about an untimely death unless, of course, I see Hillary Clinton without make-up and subsequently have a massive coronary. So Ill keep making fun of liberals and the Muslim extremists that they coddle.
It has been my experience that most Muslims like to throw rocks. Ive also found that most liberals like to throw temper tantrums. But the latter are less dangerous than the former because they never own handguns. So if you persist in making veiled threats against my life then only one conclusion is warranted: You must be having a sychotic breakdown.
In closing, Allison, I hope youll have access to psychiatric treatment after we completely dismantle Obama-care. I really think your sychotic breakdown is well under way. Its either that or the truth just scares the p out of you.
That is a great column.
Reality ALWAYS wins. Every time. Most of us have been slapped in the face by it, but liberals have insulated themselves from Reality for a very long time.
She's gonna do much more than slap soon.....and those of us who have already felt the sting and dealt with it like grownups are not relishing that moment when Reality goes full-out 'sycho' on us all.
I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused.
Good one, Mike!
Thanks for keeping up with the Mike Adams columns. He communicates his message in such a clear manner, even college students must understand what he is saying. Liberal faculty, perhaps, not so much. But who knows, Adams might be the yeast that bubbles through the entire dough, changing minds.
What a funny column. Please add me to the list.
I am not concerned about an untimely death unless, of course, I see Hillary Clinton without make-up and subsequently have a massive coronary.
thnks Kaslin...gotta love them peaceful socialist libtards...
Mike Adams bump!!
If you don’t forsake your hateful, deer-slaughtering, islamaphobic ways and embrace the love and tenderness of the marxist Left, my kumbaya circle has vowed to kill you.
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat..
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
The self un-armed making death threats. Probably use some kind, politically correct method of murder. What would that be, retroactive abortion?
You have been added, :)
I am one of his FB friends and he lets me know when he has a new column out. I was tired last night when I received it though
No they use the police.
Diseased Lefty, Elvis Costello would be pissed that a rock-ribbed conservative is using his lyrics in a “hate” column.