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The Top 13 Zionist Animal Conspiracy Theories
David Horowitz's NewsReal Blog ^ | February 20, 2010 | ELDAD TZIONI

Posted on 02/20/2011 1:59:47 PM PST by HorowitzianConservative

Arabs specifically and many Muslims in general know that the Jews, especially Israeli Jews, are brilliant and diabolical. They use their scientific knowledge to advance their nefarious cause, building ever-increasingly sophisticated weapons whose only purpose is to harass and annoy Arabs.

But the Zionist brilliance is not limited to chemistry, electronics and medicine. Apparently, the Zionist Jews are experts at weaponizing animals to carry out unspeakable acts of espionage and vandalism.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsrealblog.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: espionage; islam; israel; zionism
Israel's thought of everything.

13. Evil Zionist Poison-Resistant Super-Rats

12. The Zio-Boars: Resistance is Futile

11. The Amazing Tree-Eating Sheep

10. The Lion of Zion

9. The Zio-Cows of Destruction

8. Egyptian Remote-Controlled Tourist-Eating Sharks

7. Spy Vultures of Doom

6. Secret Squirrel Espionage

5. Pigeons with Invisible Strings

4. Jewish Jellyfish

3. Basra badgers

2. Slithering Zio-snakes:

1. Mosquitoes of Mass Destruction:

1 posted on 02/20/2011 1:59:50 PM PST by HorowitzianConservative
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To: HorowitzianConservative
So THAT'S where the TMNTs came from.

I guess all the pizzas they scarfed were kosher.

2 posted on 02/20/2011 2:11:00 PM PST by Happy Rain ("Implementing Obamacare is like arresting motorists for driving sober--the law in now not.")
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To: HorowitzianConservative
Jewish sharks eat a German tourist in Egypt:




3 posted on 02/20/2011 2:12:02 PM PST by Stepan12 (Palin & Bolton in 2012)
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To: HorowitzianConservative

Does Horowitz ever write about the Muslim terror camps creeping up around the country?

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/05/muslim-terror-training-camps-in-the-united-states.html


4 posted on 02/20/2011 2:14:33 PM PST by Sun (Pray that God sends us good leaders. Please say a prayer now.)
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To: HorowitzianConservative

Zionist Gerbils of agony. Only somewhat funny.

Jewish Brainsucking condoms. Disturbingly something ...

The Halal corned beef of Truth. Yes, abdul I’m sleeping
with your wife and goat.

Hilarious IDF Fake TNT. A chuckler.

Mossad Instant/10 second fuse. Even funnier.

MOssad 12 hour/One hour fuse. Surprise ending.

The Amazing Expanding Israeli Border. A reward for
every attack.

Send for our New FREE Catalog, Your Madrassa will get a
bang out of it.


5 posted on 02/20/2011 2:24:04 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: HorowitzianConservative
PETA and the SPCA should be notified that Israel is sending animals against the Islamists in spite of the real danger they may be sexually assaulted.
6 posted on 02/20/2011 2:31:45 PM PST by Happy Rain ("Implementing Obamacare is like arresting motorists for driving sober--the law in now not.")
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To: Sun

That sounds like something we’ve covered before.


7 posted on 02/20/2011 4:37:53 PM PST by HorowitzianConservative
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To: Stepan12
The Israelis aren't the only ones to get into the soldier-disguised-as-animal game.
Here's a top secret photo of an captured (and unfortunately killed before he could be made to talk) infiltrator, believed to have had access codes to the Natanz nuclear facilities...

Islamic insurgency...

Marxist counterpart in the Americas...

A Royal Scots Guard...

Reject from Special Forces training seen in a park, outside of London...


8 posted on 02/20/2011 8:33:30 PM PST by BlueDragon
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To: HorowitzianConservative

I just started a thread about a new potential Islam camp:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2676958/posts


9 posted on 02/21/2011 11:29:13 PM PST by Sun (Pray that God sends us good leaders. Please say a prayer now.)
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