Posted on 02/20/2011 8:09:40 PM PST by PaulZe
I got this email from my liberal friend of mine. Before I respond I present it to my fellow Freepers for opinions on how best to respond:
Nelda Elder posted this on the Washington Post's Facebook page. She's from Kansas, and looks to be in her mid to late 50's. She uses the term "teabagger". But do remember that NOT everyone knows this can also mean a sexual act; it's not exactly a common one. I didn't know it; I'm betting she doesn't either. It's just easier to say "Teabagger" than "TeaPartier" or whatever description they're using now:
"The Teabagger gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee.
He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now The Teabagger gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. The Teabagger's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
The Teabagger takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; his bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
The Teabagger dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
The Teabagger begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. The Teabagger's employer pays these standards because The Teabagger's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If The Teabagger is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time, The Teabagger needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. The Teabagger's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect The Teabagger's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
The Teabagger has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that The Teabagger and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
The Teabagger is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so The Teabagger wouldn't have to.
After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good (He doesn't tell The Teabagger that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit The Teabagger enjoys throughout his day).
The Teabagger agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives."
This is a liberal meme. She didn’t write it and probably didn’t read all of it. I think this almost exact same thing was posted about a week ago with “conservative” instead of teabagger.
I skimmed through it. Only a lib would think people are so helpless and irresponsible without government to protect them. Today government would have kept pioneers and gold rush hunters at home because it would be considered too dangerous. Thank God people thought for themselves in 1773! Now government does it for us. They even tell us to keep screwdrivers away from our eyes. Aren’t we lucky to have government? *puke*
Just say, Bite me and thanks for that bit of information. Lets just spread the filth, shall we? She knows exactly what "it" means. This truely a fight between good and evil.
The liberal wakes up at noon living off of the taxes the TeaBagger pays.
Nixon started the EPA.
The meat gets recalled often because of liberals allowing illegals to work the plants.
“He gets hit by a truck and is killed because some liberal made them downsize the cars.”
Cue the Paul Shanklin “In a Yugo” song.
Bukkake Hussein Osama
The liberal is alive because the tea bagger convinced his mom not to have an abortion.
And tell your friend Dad lost the farm because he can't pay the property taxes and school taxes just went up again. It costs money, LOTS of it, to protect us from ourselves and help the kids underperform in school.
This only applies to the few teabbagers that stil have jobs.
The Unions pushed all the Jobs offshore.
Your friend needs to know the word is akin to using the F bomb. Tell her exactly what it means. And ask her if it is true that the liberals created the world in 7 days since they claim to have done everything else. If she is the slightest offended, tell to go teabag a liberal.
“The Teabagger agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives.”
—Strange that they didn’t mention the Trillions of dollars of pissed away money, plummeting homes values, moral destitution, inner city crime and poverty, 19 % real unemployment, declining education standards, and future decimation of our health care system- all thanks to the various programs of those wonderful big government liberals...
When does it end? That’s the consistent problem. Liberals are unable to ever declare victory against an issue, because without fear and hypocracy, they have nothing. The safety features in the newest cars are more likely to kill the person that it is trying to save now, when you take into account new crush requirements for car roofs and the massive pillars needed to support them, making huge blind spots.
He doesn’t gain as much interest at the bank because of the hidden taxes of regulation and insurance, and as a percentage of GDP, he’s much more likely to lose money from federal theft of his investments than any bank crash.
His employer is demanding more and more work for the same pay to cover those massive pension and health requirements. If tomorrow the employer could offer him the thousands of dollars a month the company blows on insurance, he could buy a more moderate plan and have another 12k of income or retirement money.
Rather than encourage more rural electric development, it has now become a tax on the cities, hitting hardest the retirees who need to live in the dark to afford food.
Time and time again the good ideas that liberals like to crow about are destroyed because they don’t know when to stop.
Liberals believe this!
No one could live here until Liberals came from their planet and colonized Earth in the late 60’s.
Tell her that American Liberals have morphed into
neo-Marxist, and ask how she would have liked living in the now defunct Soviet Union.
You might also explain what a teabagger is, and point it out as an example of the moral degradation of America’s neo-Marxist/liberals.
It reads nicely, a classic example of one of those
“anonymous” made-to-be-circulated-on-the-Internet kinds of ready-made verbal artifacts.
Unfortunately, each and every point is self-servingly untrue, wildly distorted, and grossly exaggerated.
But all of this is by now well-known as the way modern Leftists ‘do business’:create highly debatable talking points which fudge-brained dunces love to quote as if they’re actually participating in a ‘dialogue’.
They say the same crap over and over as if it’s being said
for the VERY FIRST TIME, and by THEY THEMSELVES first and foremost, they say it with a self-satisfied smile of self-righteousness on their faces, and NONE of it ever answers
or takes into account the counter-arguments which have been out there since even BEFORE their idiotic
verbal conceits were first trotted out.
Ask him/her if she also knows about Liberal Icon FDR’s
highly critical attitude, dating from the Depression about
Public Sector unions?
“The liberal is alive because the tea bagger convinced his mom not to have an abortion.”
Now that’s funny!
Your friend sounds like a bit of a narrcisist saying every good thing has been because of some liberal government program.
Most of the companies that have the best pay and benefits are non-union shops.
The Teabagger has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage as well as the mortgages of several others.
Still the liberal is asleep.
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