It would be great if we could know what state this was in. Or how about a country? Could you tell us what country this is in? Pretty please?
New Hampster
An educated guess is Weare, New Hampshire. (It is annoying how so many online rags don’t state their locale on their home page.)
This is, I believe, near Nashua which is known for its, ahem, gaiety. At least the paper is from Nashua.