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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
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| 28 February 2011
| Will Greenlee
Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda
"A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report.
. . .
"The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states.
"A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.
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A few thoughts:
- Poor dog!
- The dog must have had a very keen sense of smell. I wonder if he still does?
- Who would want to take or buy the drugs?
- Do police officers carry rubber gloves?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:24:20 PM PST
by
jda
To: jda
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........
2
posted on
03/01/2011 1:26:16 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
This would make an effective PSA:
Crack is stored in crack.
3
posted on
03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST
by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks You know, they should have known that without using the dog.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST
by
thulldud
(Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
To: jda
I have a great idea!
Let's "train" some dogs to sniff out drugs, then we can look anywhere the dog sniffs in the name of probable cause!
5
posted on
03/01/2011 1:28:00 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
To: Red Badger
The Colombian Cartels will start hiring plumbers as mules.
To: Red Badger
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?......... They probably wouldn't have needed a drug sniffing dog for that, huh?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:29:12 PM PST
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: jda
Colbert?
*woof*
8
posted on
03/01/2011 1:29:24 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: jda
ROTFLMAO!!!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
9
posted on
03/01/2011 1:30:03 PM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
10
posted on
03/01/2011 1:30:47 PM PST
by
skeeter
To: jda
You said he had crack in his what!? Oh that poor dog. Speaking of dog, do you know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.
11
posted on
03/01/2011 1:31:36 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: jda
12
posted on
03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST
by
crosshairs
(Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
To: jda
You mean he didn’t have one before? (i.e., a crack)
To: jda
Confuscius say “man who have butt have crack in butt”.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:33:21 PM PST
by
abigailsmybaby
("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
To: jda
Now I know why it is called crack.
To: All
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:35:28 PM PST
by
Proud_texan
(Scare people enough and they'll do anything.)
To: jda
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
To: jda
This really should be in “BREAKING NEWS”.
To: jda
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:41:10 PM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(If all the economists were laid end to end, they would still never reach a conclusion.)
To: jda
OK, OK...
Someone finally beat my old favorite headline.
20
posted on
03/01/2011 1:42:50 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: jda
Did they really need the dog’s opinion to figure that one out?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:42:52 PM PST
by
Crucial
To: Proud_texan
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:44:08 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: Red Badger
Does it really take a highly trained k9 to find that?
To: RoseofTexas
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! I just pis..d myself laughing at this thread.
I'm drinking black coffee, 12 year old scotch and half listening to that fat purdy irish kid, Sean.
Boy, if he ever ends up in the slammer, he will beg for cabbage.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:46:24 PM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
To: jda
if he was white... and he spilled the info after interrogation...
"Cracka Cracks on Crack Crack!"
To: jda
To: jda
Just say No to bifurcation.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:51:47 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: jda
That’s the ultimate stupid headline.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:53:10 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(The Democrat Party is not a political organization but a religious cult.)
To: The_Media_never_lie
No, my Chihuahua can find butt cracks all day long...............
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:53:52 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
One more for the headlines-you-know-you’re-going-to-regret-clicking-on-but-can’t-stop list...
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:57:15 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
Poor dog!Are you kidding? That's a definition of dog Nirvana.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:58:41 PM PST
by
katana
To: jda
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:01:47 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
To: jda
Yeah I highly suspect the biggest majority of us are guilty of that .....
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:29 PM PST
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: jda
The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:32 PM PST
by
Braak
(The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
To: jda
Dog bites man - not news.
Man bites dog - news.
Crack in butt - not news.
Butt in crack - news.
To: jda
The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:02:42 PM PST
by
Braak
(The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
To: MrB
Yes, but how do you get rid of the Klingons around Uranus?
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:04:00 PM PST
by
gogogodzilla
(Live free or die!)
To: Jack Hammer
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:04:14 PM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 ....( History is a process, not an event ))
To: jda
These comments are just too good today! Keep them coming! Laughter is good medicine.
40
posted on
03/01/2011 2:05:45 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
To: gogogodzilla
"Yes, but how do you get rid of the Klingons around Uranus?"
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:11:25 PM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: jda
I feel bad for the dog. I suppose he’s probably smelled worse things.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:12:45 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: jda
Yeah, lets have a good old belly laugh at all the misery and death surrounding those addicted to drugs like crack..
Yuk yuk...
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:16:05 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: jda
A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrestedHow can that be illegal? This has to be a hoax! Everyone in our family has a crack in their buttocks and we're planning to take the kids down to Florida during their spring break. Now I'm not so sure.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:21:17 PM PST
by
fso301
To: jda
Dogs seem to like to sniff butts. Is $145 a lot of money, enough to raise suspicion?
45
posted on
03/01/2011 2:23:43 PM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rearOne more time, deputies. Correlation does not equal causation. He most likely had a crack in his butt before your dog sniffed it.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:24:25 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
To: Secret Agent Man
To: jda
I would crack a joke butt I can’t think of one.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:39:20 PM PST
by
RoseyT
To: jda
To: jda
Were they expecting to find anything but crack in a buttock?
This probably made the copy editor’s whole year to be able to write that article’s title.
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posted on
03/01/2011 2:44:13 PM PST
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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