Skip to comments.Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda
"A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report.
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"The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states.
"A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.
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I feel bad for the dog. I suppose he’s probably smelled worse things.
How can that be illegal? This has to be a hoax! Everyone in our family has a crack in their buttocks and we're planning to take the kids down to Florida during their spring break. Now I'm not so sure.
Dogs seem to like to sniff butts. Is $145 a lot of money, enough to raise suspicion?
One more time, deputies. Correlation does not equal causation. He most likely had a crack in his butt before your dog sniffed it.
Some things just don’t smell right.
I would crack a joke butt I can’t think of one.
Best. Headline. Ever.
Were they expecting to find anything but crack in a buttock?
This probably made the copy editor’s whole year to be able to write that article’s title.
This is old news. Rob Schneider sniffed out the dope in “The Animal.”
did the man give the dog permission to search and/or smell him???? does using a dog circumvent the constitution??
The jokes write themselves.
Have you ever seen the crack of dawn?
That was the best laugh I’ve had in years.
Who would want to take or buy the drugs? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
At least the drugs were in a tube. Many people buy rocks of cocaine directly from somebody’s mouth (no telling where they were stored previously). Police do carry gloves.
Confuscius say “man who fly airplane upside down bound to have crack up”!!!
I had to read that four times before I got it
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