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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
TCPalm ^ | 28 February 2011 | Will Greenlee

Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda

"A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report.

. . .

"The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states.

"A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.

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A few thoughts:

- Poor dog!

- The dog must have had a very keen sense of smell. I wonder if he still does?

- Who would want to take or buy the drugs?

- Do police officers carry rubber gloves?

1 posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:20 PM PST by jda
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To: jda

POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........


2 posted on 03/01/2011 1:26:16 PM PST by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
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To: jda

This would make an effective PSA:

Crack is stored in crack.


3 posted on 03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks

You know, they should have known that without using the dog.

4 posted on 03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST by thulldud (Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
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To: jda
I have a great idea!

Let's "train" some dogs to sniff out drugs, then we can look anywhere the dog sniffs in the name of probable cause!

5 posted on 03/01/2011 1:28:00 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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To: Red Badger

The Colombian Cartels will start hiring plumbers as mules.


6 posted on 03/01/2011 1:28:18 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Red Badger
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........

They probably wouldn't have needed a drug sniffing dog for that, huh?

7 posted on 03/01/2011 1:29:12 PM PST by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: jda
Colbert?

*woof*

8 posted on 03/01/2011 1:29:24 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: jda
ROTFLMAO!!!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
9 posted on 03/01/2011 1:30:03 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear


10 posted on 03/01/2011 1:30:47 PM PST by skeeter
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To: jda

You said he had crack in his what!? Oh that poor dog. Speaking of dog, do you know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

11 posted on 03/01/2011 1:31:36 PM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: jda

Izzat yew Charlie Sheen?


12 posted on 03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST by crosshairs (Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
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To: jda

You mean he didn’t have one before? (i.e., a crack)


13 posted on 03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST by DallasDeb
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To: jda

Confuscius say “man who have butt have crack in butt”.


14 posted on 03/01/2011 1:33:21 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: jda

Now I know why it is called crack.


15 posted on 03/01/2011 1:33:33 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: All

Asphalt.


16 posted on 03/01/2011 1:35:28 PM PST by Proud_texan (Scare people enough and they'll do anything.)
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To: jda
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
17 posted on 03/01/2011 1:37:25 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: jda

This really should be in “BREAKING NEWS”.


18 posted on 03/01/2011 1:39:11 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Sharia? No, thanks.)
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To: jda

19 posted on 03/01/2011 1:41:10 PM PST by OB1kNOb (If all the economists were laid end to end, they would still never reach a conclusion.)
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To: jda

OK, OK...

Someone finally beat my old favorite headline.


20 posted on 03/01/2011 1:42:50 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: jda

Did they really need the dog’s opinion to figure that one out?


21 posted on 03/01/2011 1:42:52 PM PST by Crucial
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To: Proud_texan

22 posted on 03/01/2011 1:44:08 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Red Badger

Does it really take a highly trained k9 to find that?


23 posted on 03/01/2011 1:46:22 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: RoseofTexas
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

I just pis..d myself laughing at this thread.

I'm drinking black coffee, 12 year old scotch and half listening to that fat purdy irish kid, Sean.

Boy, if he ever ends up in the slammer, he will beg for cabbage.

24 posted on 03/01/2011 1:46:24 PM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
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To: jda
if he was white... and he spilled the info after interrogation...

"Cracka Cracks on Crack Crack!"

25 posted on 03/01/2011 1:48:49 PM PST by SparkyBass
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To: jda
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26 posted on 03/01/2011 1:49:41 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: jda

Just say No to bifurcation.


27 posted on 03/01/2011 1:51:47 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: jda

That’s the ultimate stupid headline.


28 posted on 03/01/2011 1:53:10 PM PST by Tribune7 (The Democrat Party is not a political organization but a religious cult.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

No, my Chihuahua can find butt cracks all day long...............


29 posted on 03/01/2011 1:53:52 PM PST by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
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To: jda

One more for the headlines-you-know-you’re-going-to-regret-clicking-on-but-can’t-stop list...


30 posted on 03/01/2011 1:57:15 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Tijeras_Slim

31 posted on 03/01/2011 1:57:15 PM PST by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
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To: jda
Poor dog!

Are you kidding? That's a definition of dog Nirvana.

32 posted on 03/01/2011 1:58:41 PM PST by katana
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To: jda

33 posted on 03/01/2011 2:01:47 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: jda

Yeah I highly suspect the biggest majority of us are guilty of that .....


34 posted on 03/01/2011 2:02:29 PM PST by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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To: jda

The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?


35 posted on 03/01/2011 2:02:32 PM PST by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: jda

Dog bites man - not news.

Man bites dog - news.

Crack in butt - not news.

Butt in crack - news.


36 posted on 03/01/2011 2:02:35 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: jda

The jokes just tell themselves sometimes, don’t they?


37 posted on 03/01/2011 2:02:42 PM PST by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: MrB

Yes, but how do you get rid of the Klingons around Uranus?


38 posted on 03/01/2011 2:04:00 PM PST by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: Jack Hammer

Out standing post


39 posted on 03/01/2011 2:04:14 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 ....( History is a process, not an event ))
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To: jda

These comments are just too good today! Keep them coming! Laughter is good medicine.


40 posted on 03/01/2011 2:05:45 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: gogogodzilla
"Yes, but how do you get rid of the Klingons around Uranus?"


41 posted on 03/01/2011 2:11:25 PM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: jda

I feel bad for the dog. I suppose he’s probably smelled worse things.


42 posted on 03/01/2011 2:12:45 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: jda
Yeah, lets have a good old belly laugh at all the misery and death surrounding those addicted to drugs like crack..

Yuk yuk...

43 posted on 03/01/2011 2:16:05 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested

How can that be illegal? This has to be a hoax! Everyone in our family has a crack in their buttocks and we're planning to take the kids down to Florida during their spring break. Now I'm not so sure.

44 posted on 03/01/2011 2:21:17 PM PST by fso301
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To: jda

Dogs seem to like to sniff butts. Is $145 a lot of money, enough to raise suspicion?


45 posted on 03/01/2011 2:23:43 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear

One more time, deputies. Correlation does not equal causation. He most likely had a crack in his butt before your dog sniffed it.

46 posted on 03/01/2011 2:24:25 PM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: Secret Agent Man

http://www.prairiestateoutdoors.com/images/uploads/bloodhound_drawers.jpg
Some things just don’t smell right.


47 posted on 03/01/2011 2:35:31 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: jda

I would crack a joke butt I can’t think of one.


48 posted on 03/01/2011 2:39:20 PM PST by RoseyT
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To: jda

Best. Headline. Ever.


49 posted on 03/01/2011 2:41:36 PM PST by DouglasKC
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Were they expecting to find anything but crack in a buttock?

This probably made the copy editor’s whole year to be able to write that article’s title.


50 posted on 03/01/2011 2:44:13 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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