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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
TCPalm ^
| 28 February 2011
| Will Greenlee
Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda
"A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report.
. . .
"The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states.
"A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: alfranken; drugbust; headlines
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A few thoughts:
- Poor dog!
- The dog must have had a very keen sense of smell. I wonder if he still does?
- Who would want to take or buy the drugs?
- Do police officers carry rubber gloves?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:24:20 PM PST
by
jda
To: jda
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:26:16 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
To: jda
This would make an effective PSA:
Crack is stored in crack.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST
by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks You know, they should have known that without using the dog.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST
by
thulldud
(Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
To: jda
I have a great idea!
Let's "train" some dogs to sniff out drugs, then we can look anywhere the dog sniffs in the name of probable cause!
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:28:00 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
To: Red Badger
The Colombian Cartels will start hiring plumbers as mules.
To: Red Badger
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MANS BUTT?......... They probably wouldn't have needed a drug sniffing dog for that, huh?
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:29:12 PM PST
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: jda
Colbert?
*woof*
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:29:24 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: jda
ROTFLMAO!!!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:30:03 PM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: jda
Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:30:47 PM PST
by
skeeter
To: jda
You said he had crack in his what!? Oh that poor dog. Speaking of dog, do you know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:31:36 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: jda
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST
by
crosshairs
(Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
To: jda
You mean he didn’t have one before? (i.e., a crack)
To: jda
Confuscius say “man who have butt have crack in butt”.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:33:21 PM PST
by
abigailsmybaby
("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
To: jda
Now I know why it is called crack.
To: All
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:35:28 PM PST
by
Proud_texan
(Scare people enough and they'll do anything.)
To: jda
THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
To: jda
This really should be in “BREAKING NEWS”.
To: jda
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:41:10 PM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(If all the economists were laid end to end, they would still never reach a conclusion.)
To: jda
OK, OK...
Someone finally beat my old favorite headline.
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posted on
03/01/2011 1:42:50 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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