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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
TCPalm ^ | 28 February 2011 | Will Greenlee

Posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST by jda

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A few thoughts:

- Poor dog!

- The dog must have had a very keen sense of smell. I wonder if he still does?

- Who would want to take or buy the drugs?

- Do police officers carry rubber gloves?

1 posted on 03/01/2011 1:24:20 PM PST by jda
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POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........


2 posted on 03/01/2011 1:26:16 PM PST by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name. Want to have fun? Google your friend's names.....)
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This would make an effective PSA:

Crack is stored in crack.


3 posted on 03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks

You know, they should have known that without using the dog.

4 posted on 03/01/2011 1:27:21 PM PST by thulldud (Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
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I have a great idea!

Let's "train" some dogs to sniff out drugs, then we can look anywhere the dog sniffs in the name of probable cause!

5 posted on 03/01/2011 1:28:00 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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The Colombian Cartels will start hiring plumbers as mules.


6 posted on 03/01/2011 1:28:18 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT?.........

They probably wouldn't have needed a drug sniffing dog for that, huh?

7 posted on 03/01/2011 1:29:12 PM PST by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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Colbert?

*woof*

8 posted on 03/01/2011 1:29:24 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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ROTFLMAO!!!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
9 posted on 03/01/2011 1:30:03 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear


10 posted on 03/01/2011 1:30:47 PM PST by skeeter
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You said he had crack in his what!? Oh that poor dog. Speaking of dog, do you know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

11 posted on 03/01/2011 1:31:36 PM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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Izzat yew Charlie Sheen?


12 posted on 03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST by crosshairs (Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
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You mean he didn’t have one before? (i.e., a crack)


13 posted on 03/01/2011 1:32:49 PM PST by DallasDeb
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Confuscius say “man who have butt have crack in butt”.


14 posted on 03/01/2011 1:33:21 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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Now I know why it is called crack.


15 posted on 03/01/2011 1:33:33 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: All

Asphalt.


16 posted on 03/01/2011 1:35:28 PM PST by Proud_texan (Scare people enough and they'll do anything.)
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THAT is the most insanely hilarious headliner...BAWHAHHAHAHAH..I bet you anything the writer intentionally named it so!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
17 posted on 03/01/2011 1:37:25 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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This really should be in “BREAKING NEWS”.


18 posted on 03/01/2011 1:39:11 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Sharia? No, thanks.)
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19 posted on 03/01/2011 1:41:10 PM PST by OB1kNOb (If all the economists were laid end to end, they would still never reach a conclusion.)
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OK, OK...

Someone finally beat my old favorite headline.


20 posted on 03/01/2011 1:42:50 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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