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The Trouble With Charlie Sheen
The Last Psychiatrist ^

Posted on 03/03/2011 4:09:22 PM PST by ventanax5

You want me to confirm he's bipolar? An addict? A narcissist? You don't need me for any of those things.

You can judge a man by what he says or by what he done, and this is what he's done: taken Scarface levels of drugs and slept with lots of pornstars, gotten rich, kept his hair, and not gotten fat, skinny, or AIDS. Not bad for a Wikipedia page. Mine just says, "horny/scurvy."

And he's held down a job, well, up to now anyway, and produced products that reveal absolutely no hint whatsoever of his personal behaviors. I'll give you a thousand bucks if you can find the scene in Navy Seals that looks like he was doing 7 gram rocks. (Ok, ok, the whole movie looks like...)

Of course, as fun as all that sounds-- and I admit it sounds wicked awesome-- he's also having legal, employment, and diagnostic issues, and if you put your ear up to the TV you can hear America breathing a collective sigh of relief, thank God he's falling apart, because if he wasn't crazy and there's no God then what rationalization could you possibly have for not following his lead? We want our celebrities sexy and wild but the narrative has to include a built in reason why we can't imitate them, something like divorces and cops and rehabs but definitely not genetics, lack of commitment and social retardation. Your life sucks, but at least you have your health. Enjoy your five ounces of wine a day.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: charliesheen; hypocrisy; money

1 posted on 03/03/2011 4:09:27 PM PST by ventanax5
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To: ventanax5

Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

Why????


2 posted on 03/03/2011 4:13:08 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: ventanax5

In fact he does have a junkie or aids look, sunken eyes, grayish cast to his skin and he is sickly thin.


3 posted on 03/03/2011 4:16:57 PM PST by muddler (Diligentia, Vis and Celeritas)
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To: ventanax5

I do not know why I care, He shot his girlfriend, Kelly Preston. Everyone says he is a nice guy, yet multiple times he has been on record for violence. The Hotel Room in NY, his x wife. A photo of a girlfriend who he hit in the face was on 20/20 the other evening. He is a violent person. He has much money and fame, so it will get worse.


4 posted on 03/03/2011 4:19:01 PM PST by ColdOne (AZamericonnie took my tagline & won't give it back!":))
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To: ColdOne

I wonder what the betting line is in Vegas, on how long before Charlie kicks the bucket.

I’m guessing he has less than 2 years to live.


5 posted on 03/03/2011 4:23:26 PM PST by airborne (Powerful public unions and fiscal calamity. (Notice how those go hand in hand?))
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To: ventanax5

On Friday, Stamos tweeted, “Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son.”


6 posted on 03/03/2011 4:26:29 PM PST by AmusedBystander (An America which elected Obama is not capable of leading the world.)
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To: ventanax5

‘You can judge a man by what he says or by what he done’——————

Well everyone except Barack Hussein Obama.


7 posted on 03/03/2011 4:27:33 PM PST by Freddd
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To: KoRn

>>>Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

>>>Why????

He’s a nuttier than squirrel turds Darwin Award candidate in the making with his antics. He’s like a bad, fatal car wreck. You don’t want to look, but you just have to.


8 posted on 03/03/2011 4:27:45 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: airborne

God,Keith Richards is still around and who would ever have

believed that?


9 posted on 03/03/2011 4:30:15 PM PST by Mears
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To: KoRn

It keeps people from talking about 18% unemployment, Trillions of dollars of Obama, Pelosi and Reid spending spree’s, Obama going to war in Libya (where’s code pink and the anti war left, now?), Death panels, frivilous pizza makers and exercise masseusses flying to the white house, vacations every few weeks, Obama’s multitude of ditherings and failures....that’s why everyone’s talking about charlie Sheen...


10 posted on 03/03/2011 4:30:20 PM PST by Freddd
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To: Mears

LOL! Good point!


11 posted on 03/03/2011 4:31:31 PM PST by airborne (Powerful public unions and fiscal calamity. (Notice how those go hand in hand?))
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To: ventanax5

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

“If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really p**sed.”

—Chuck Lorre


12 posted on 03/03/2011 4:32:39 PM PST by RichInOC (...winning, anyone?)
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To: ColdOne

He’s also had several women take out orders of protection after he beat them up.

I don’t think the porn actress that he locked in the closet bothered.


13 posted on 03/03/2011 4:37:33 PM PST by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: ventanax5
"The Trouble With Charlie Sheen..."

...is that he's breathing.

14 posted on 03/03/2011 4:38:32 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: ventanax5

whats wrong is he found that silver spoon he was raised with also fits his nose


15 posted on 03/03/2011 4:40:19 PM PST by SF_Redux (Sarah stands for accountablility and personal responsiblity, democrats can't live with that)
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To: KoRn
Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

The same reason people watch NASCAR - for the wrecks.

16 posted on 03/03/2011 4:42:28 PM PST by NY.SS-Bar9 (Life is hardly more than a fraction of a second. Such a little time to prepare oneself for eternity!)
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To: airborne
I wonder what the betting line is in Vegas, on how long before Charlie kicks the bucket. I’m guessing he has less than 2 years to live. I bet it will be epic.
17 posted on 03/03/2011 4:43:30 PM PST by ColdOne (AZamericonnie took my tagline & won't give it back!":))
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To: KoRn

I guess it’s because this nonsense sells.


18 posted on 03/03/2011 5:03:31 PM PST by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: KoRn

I guess it’s because this nonsense sells.


19 posted on 03/03/2011 5:08:12 PM PST by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: ventanax5

If Charlie Sheen is doing a bunch of cocaine, then it is likely that he is also drinking heavily, & chain smoking.

He’s not 20 something anymore. At 46, it WILL catch up with him.


20 posted on 03/03/2011 5:28:00 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: KoRn

Charlie who?????


21 posted on 03/03/2011 5:33:54 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier preparing to deploy to Afghanistan)
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To: airborne

I’m praying that they put Sheen in prison. Robert Downey Jr. was in a very bad way, but prison turned him around and now he’s doing extremely well.


22 posted on 03/03/2011 5:41:20 PM PST by GOPBlonde
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To: ventanax5

Winning! /s


23 posted on 03/03/2011 5:44:25 PM PST by Common Sense 101
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To: AmusedBystander

That’s funny.

If truly a tweet by Stamos—it shows his ability at comedy.

OYOH-—Martin Sheen doesn’t have such a clean record, either. Wonder what all Charlie saw when growing up???


24 posted on 03/03/2011 6:54:23 PM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: ventanax5

right now he’s bat shit crazy from the drugs.
But I feel sorry for his family, his kids. He is as good as dead if he doesn’t get help now. He’s right. He is extremely talented but it isn’t going to mean a thing if he kills himself.


25 posted on 03/03/2011 8:03:32 PM PST by annelizly
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To: AmusedBystander; All
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkntjTv-Hbk Charlie's replacement rant about the oscars
26 posted on 03/04/2011 5:32:48 AM PST by itsLUCKY2B (?Borders, Language, and Culture.?)
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To: ventanax5; Larry Lucido

seen an interview with him and his “girlfriends” the other night on Grette Van Strootle... One of his girl friends looked familiar. then it hit me... Our boy is 3soming it with Bree Olsen and another babe...

Maybe be strung out, but he’s not sexually deprived!


27 posted on 03/04/2011 5:37:08 AM PST by sit-rep
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To: KoRn
Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

And especially on this forum.

Rome is burning and we are talking about Sheen?

28 posted on 03/04/2011 10:15:30 AM PST by TopQuark
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To: sit-rep

Which one of the Olsen twins was Bree?


29 posted on 03/04/2011 4:36:00 PM PST by Larry Lucido (The "examiner" blog is the Typhoid Mary of warmed over news. Visit at your own risk!)
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To: Perdogg

And, he’s a 9/11 “Truther”. Thanks ventanax5.


30 posted on 03/04/2011 7:41:33 PM PST by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: KoRn

Cause car wrecks are more interesting than smoothly flowing traffic.


31 posted on 03/04/2011 7:44:43 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: Larry Lucido

lol... different oldens altogether. the olsen twins obviously had to share one mammory gene... Bree was blessed with ... ummmm... extra... :)


32 posted on 03/04/2011 8:44:23 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: sit-rep

Yeah, and you can buy Bree.

A higher priced hooker is still a hooker.

Sure, Charlie, she really loves you and thinks you are Adonis.

It’s easier to think you’re a movie star from mars when you’re paying a twenty-something hooker to tell you whatever you want to hear.


33 posted on 03/07/2011 9:06:35 AM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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