Just track the MSNBC film crew,
The worst possible photo op would be the pregnant senate democrat Julie Lassa being dragged into the chamber in handcuffs. I predict the rats will use her as bait to get that kind of photo and video.
IIRC, this is the guy who worked the Casey Anthony case...
Get The Dog, LeeLand, Duane Lee, and Beth.
Beth will have to wear sensible shoes for a change since it’s icy around these parts now. (all that icy globull warming doncha know)
There’s fear and darkness all around them (OK a nice hotel room)
The 14 criminals are on the run
Though they’re a hidin’ in Illinesia
He’ll hunt them down cause he’s The Dog
He’s the Dog
The big bad dog
The Bounty Hunter
The 14 traitors need a Chicago Tune Up before they leave Illinois.
Only worth hiring him if he agrees to be paid by the scalp. (just kidding, really)
I'll bet they used their own credit cards to pay for rooms/gas/food. I'll bet they're making calls on their own cell phones, calling numbers of known associates. Maybe using their own email accounts... Drove their own vehicles with OnStar or iPass or some such. Real bush-league stuff that the bounty hunter might spend all of an hour or two tracking down. The wildcard here is that these guys may have enough political support to have someone advising them, or who is providing monetary support so they can stay off the grid. But they only need to find/return a couple to reach a quorum, right?
That idea raises an interesting question. If they are using their own resources, they'd be childishly easy to track. If they are getting support from others though... Isn't that an example of a public servant accepting gifts? Aren't there laws/limits on that? Could these Senators be breaking that law while hiding out?
Why doesn’t CBS, ABC or NBC just go ahead and make a reality show about this? It’s about as weird as any other show on TV now.
"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw....You want to find a Dunkin Donuts, call a cop."