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To: Salamander

They can’t operate in remote rural areas; movies have convinced them they’ll be set upon by hill folk with six rows of teeth and three eyes apiece.

They need a large pool of easy prey, so they’ll stick to well-lighted mall parking lots and such; they’re limited to hunting in places where single women would feel safe traveling.


43 posted on 03/12/2011 4:19:22 AM PST by kearnyirish2
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To: kearnyirish2

“They can’t operate in remote rural areas; movies have convinced them they’ll be set upon by hill folk with six rows of teeth and three eyes apiece.”

[you forgot the vicious packs of hound dogs living under every porch]....LOL

Bummer.

They’ve got more sense than we thought.

/cue banjo music

:)

Wanna hear something “funny”?

Ever since we got Castle Doctrine, the paper’s police log is strangely short of B&E reports.

Imagine that.

Coincidence, I’m sure.


53 posted on 03/12/2011 4:29:49 AM PST by Salamander (I may be lonely but I'm never alone...and the nights may pass me by......but I never cry.)
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