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Woman flies cross-country to seek revenge on husband
Chicago Tribune ^ | John P. Huston

Posted on 03/14/2011 8:00:02 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A wife flew to Chicago and cut the crotches out of the pants of a woman who was vacationing with her Wilmette husband, police said.

The man and his female companion returned from a week-long vacation together in St. Lucia on March 5. Police say they found a suitcase in the driveway of his home in the 400 block of Highcrest Drive — and inside it, her clothing was riddled with scissor cuts.

“All of the damage to the pants was in the area of the … crotch,” a police report said.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: domesticviolence; napl; revenge
Lady Scissorhands.
1 posted on 03/14/2011 8:00:06 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

I get that.


2 posted on 03/14/2011 8:01:17 AM PDT by svcw (You will never understand Grace until you understand you do not deserve it)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Better objects than subjects.
3 posted on 03/14/2011 8:01:34 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Is this about Hillary?


4 posted on 03/14/2011 8:02:39 AM PDT by max americana
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To: ConservativeStatement
The man told police the woman was just a friend and was visiting him

Liar, liar. Crotchless pants on fire.

5 posted on 03/14/2011 8:03:41 AM PDT by bgill (Kenyan Parliament - how could a man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
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To: max americana

6 posted on 03/14/2011 8:04:00 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Husband missed a Bobbit by that much.


7 posted on 03/14/2011 8:05:26 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: ConservativeStatement

OHhhhh... THAT will teach her!

(snicker)


8 posted on 03/14/2011 8:06:39 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: ConservativeStatement

John Wayne Bobbitt should’ve been so lucky.


9 posted on 03/14/2011 8:08:13 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Well, the "other woman" now certainly knows that the husband was indeed married.

Time for him to change his name and move to Paraguay (to paraphrase an old advertisement).

10 posted on 03/14/2011 8:10:52 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

So she makes access to the mistress that much easier for her husband? I’m down with that. Thanks, honey.


11 posted on 03/14/2011 8:12:59 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sharp ping..........


12 posted on 03/14/2011 8:15:53 AM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

13 posted on 03/14/2011 8:16:44 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Today, if you build a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I think that is quite creative and warning #1 to hubby. Warning #2 will be bloody. Also lets his girlfriend know she better watch who she dates also. Married women can get a tad ticked off.


14 posted on 03/14/2011 8:17:13 AM PDT by goat granny
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Hell Hath No Fury”?????????????????


15 posted on 03/14/2011 8:18:37 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: ConservativeStatement
When Mama ain’t happy...ain’t nobody happy.
16 posted on 03/14/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: ConservativeStatement; All

If a guy did something similar to this, he would be branded a stalker.....lose his gun rights....and on and on.

But not a word if a woman does it.


17 posted on 03/14/2011 8:31:19 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (For the first time in my adult life, I'm scared of my government.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
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18 posted on 03/14/2011 8:36:23 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Just saying.......)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Who knew a broom had that range?


19 posted on 03/14/2011 8:37:46 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 782 of our national holiday from reality. - tic. tic. tic. It's almost 3 AM)
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To: null and void

Must have used drop tanks.


20 posted on 03/14/2011 8:46:39 AM PDT by 2001convSVT (That Beck guy was right about gold, too.)
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Now she has to get revenge on the TSA-holes.


21 posted on 03/14/2011 8:51:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You’re onto something. She may have been so enraged by the TSA that she overreacted with her rival’s clothes.

Janet Napolitano’s fault.


22 posted on 03/14/2011 9:05:07 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: ConservativeStatement

Bush’s fault, unless the mistress is...wait, what?


23 posted on 03/14/2011 9:20:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The wife was simply showing the so called husband that she knows of the affair. IMHO, she was restrained... I would have taken him on a “cruise”... men disappear all the time on a cruise! LOL


24 posted on 03/14/2011 9:37:27 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: ConservativeStatement

She was just trying to save her husband and the woman the time and trouble of taking her pants off. A nice gesture.


25 posted on 03/14/2011 11:00:06 AM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government!)
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To: goat granny
Married women can get a tad ticked off.

I was working at an apartment complex in the early 90's and there was an incident that illustrates this.

There was a couple that had been renting a 2BR for about two years when they had a tiff one night. The next day he went to work. When he came home she was gone, the kids were gone, the cat was gone, The furniture was gone, the carpets were gone, the light fixtures were gone, the cabinets were gone, the plumbing fixtures were gone, even the electrical outlet and switch covers were gone. And he was left with the bill and a two years left on the lease.

26 posted on 03/14/2011 11:11:49 AM PDT by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: Cowman

:O) but no blood was shed....lucky man


27 posted on 03/14/2011 11:22:22 AM PDT by goat granny
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To: ConservativeStatement; Slings and Arrows; Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; GQuagmire; ...
There's a C&W song in here somewhere.

STAND DOWN -- This is not, I repeat NOT, a Mangled Genitals Ping. No Genitals were mangled in the posting on this thread. That is all.

28 posted on 03/14/2011 11:26:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ConservativeStatement; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

I thought feminazis opposed ritualistic cutting of the crotch area.


29 posted on 03/14/2011 12:42:05 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: Cowman

Stupid idea on her part. Because it was a rental, she din’t own the plumbing so she could have been arrested for theft.


30 posted on 03/14/2011 12:52:35 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: a fool in paradise
I thought feminazis opposed ritualistic cutting of the crotch area.

Yeah, but they really hate logical consistency.

31 posted on 03/14/2011 1:10:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Just wait until he finds that his underoos have been soaked in undiluted Liquid Heat massage linement.
Or bleach, then dried.


32 posted on 03/14/2011 1:19:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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To: svcw

Death by a thousand cuts.


33 posted on 03/14/2011 1:57:44 PM PDT by thethirddegree (Islam is a vile, barbaric, perverted, depraved,seditious cult invented by a murdering pedophile)
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To: bgill

LOL

I actually knew a couple who broke into the house of the ex- and his girlfriend. Somehow a big hole was cut in the girlfriend’s diaphragm. Now that’ll slow’em down.


34 posted on 03/14/2011 2:07:33 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: martin_fierro

She was really just trying to break his coast-to-coast speed record. ;’)


35 posted on 03/14/2011 4:00:52 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Flying cuts down on diapers


36 posted on 03/14/2011 4:05:37 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; TigersEye

This is a Celtic woman if I’ve ever seen one. ;o)

SaA...God love her if she would take on the “TSA-holes.” lol


37 posted on 03/14/2011 11:44:23 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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To: Hatteras
So she makes access to the mistress that much easier for her husband? I’m down with that. Thanks, honey.

Yes, and he makes access to his income that much easier for his wife. LOL

38 posted on 03/15/2011 12:43:56 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: dixiechick2000

Payback is a Celtic woman! ;^)


39 posted on 03/15/2011 12:56:47 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: dixiechick2000

Eh.
I dunno.

Celts usually take heads.

[oh crap...did I say that out loud?]


40 posted on 03/15/2011 1:47:44 AM PDT by Salamander (I may be lonely but I'm never alone...and the nights may pass me by......but I never cry.)
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To: TigersEye; dixiechick2000

“Payback is a Celtic woman! ;^)”

* <-—— This is your luck.

Be careful not to push it.

:)


41 posted on 03/15/2011 1:50:02 AM PDT by Salamander (I may be lonely but I'm never alone...and the nights may pass me by......but I never cry.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

She can probably sell the crotches on eBay to help fund her legal defense.


42 posted on 03/15/2011 1:53:34 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Salamander; dixiechick2000
* push push push :-)
43 posted on 03/15/2011 1:57:04 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: TigersEye

Ah...a masochist, are ya?

;]


44 posted on 03/15/2011 1:59:34 AM PDT by Salamander (I may be lonely but I'm never alone...and the nights may pass me by......but I never cry.)
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To: TigersEye

Yeah, well there is that one little problem.... ;-)


45 posted on 03/15/2011 3:44:55 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Salamander; TigersEye

“[oh crap...did I say that out loud?]”

Wut?

;o)


46 posted on 03/15/2011 11:25:20 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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To: Salamander; TigersEye

Push push push?

Heh...someone has to keep you in line.

Salamander...this job is thine...not mine. ;o)


47 posted on 03/15/2011 11:28:30 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 ("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Let the girlfriend have him. He isn’t worth the trouble.


48 posted on 03/15/2011 11:46:49 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: dixiechick2000; Salamander
Bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do?

lol

49 posted on 03/16/2011 1:41:15 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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