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Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
wyff4 ^ | 3/18/11 | Carla Field,

Posted on 03/18/2011 9:03:47 AM PDT by Nachum

SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- A deputy said the strip search of a "belligerent" man after a traffic stop turned up crack cocaine in a plastic bag tucked between the man’s buttocks.

The Spartanburg County deputy using speed radar on U.S. Highway 176 said that at about 3 a.m. Tuesday, a vehicle passed him going 51 mph in a 35 mph zone, according to a police report.

The officer said that he pulled over the 2006 black Nissan Altima in the vicinity of Springfield Road.

The driver was identified as 23-year-old Marvel Foster. He was the only person in the car, the deputy said.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: deputy; finds; search; strip
The guys in the newsroom couldn't wait to see if this got past their editors... -You can't make this stuff up....

Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!

1 posted on 03/18/2011 9:03:51 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
How redundant....
2 posted on 03/18/2011 9:05:47 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Nachum

That’s kind of an oxy moron like jumbo shrimp. LOL


3 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:04 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Nachum

Crack in his crack, butt it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.


4 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:18 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Nachum

New twist on plumbers butt. Was there a tramp tat also????


5 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:34 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: Nachum

Better crack in your crack than grass up your whoops!


6 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:43 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum

Did they find a pipe in his shorts?.............


7 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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To: Nachum

PLEASE....no pics....


8 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:13 AM PDT by rottndog (Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America....)
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To: Nachum
Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks

In a related story, Strip Search Finds Water is Wet.

9 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:33 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Perhaps the best headline ever.


10 posted on 03/18/2011 9:08:02 AM PDT by dinoparty
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To: Nachum

Sometimes jokes write themselves.


11 posted on 03/18/2011 9:12:21 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Nachum
Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!

LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)

Best headline ever! :)

12 posted on 03/18/2011 9:13:00 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
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To: Nachum

Left Behind?


13 posted on 03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
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To: Nachum

Left Behind?


14 posted on 03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
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To: Nachum

This reporter’s got a future with the New York Post.


15 posted on 03/18/2011 9:16:01 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Nachum

Reminds me of the old National Enquirer story about the kid who chewed off part of his leg to survive after being trapped in a junkyard: “Little Jimmy may grow many more inches,” said Officer Hamilton, “but he’ll never grow another foot.”


16 posted on 03/18/2011 9:16:49 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Nachum

Yup, you’re gonna have that.


17 posted on 03/18/2011 9:19:37 AM PDT by loungitude ( The truth hurts.)
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To: proud American in Canada
LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)

Me neither, I'm going to have to call in my crack troops...

18 posted on 03/18/2011 9:22:53 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 786 of our national holiday from reality. - It's never 3 AM at the White Hut)
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To: Nachum

Good one!


19 posted on 03/18/2011 9:35:31 AM PDT by ex-snook ("Above all things, truth beareth away the victory")
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To: Nachum

Finds crack between buttocks.......DUH?


20 posted on 03/18/2011 9:37:59 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Nachum

***Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks***

Headline Hall of Fame! LOL!


21 posted on 03/18/2011 9:39:04 AM PDT by Gamecock (The Jesus of the New Testament, who is the world's Saviour, is its Judge as well. J. I. Packer)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

It would be news if they DIDN’T find crack between the buttocks.


22 posted on 03/18/2011 9:39:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

So what have we learned here today kids?

If you have crack in your buttocks, for God’s sake, don’t go 51 in a 35 MPH zone.


23 posted on 03/18/2011 9:41:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Life in prison is not all it’s cracked up to be..

Oprah must have what? 100lbs of crack?


24 posted on 03/18/2011 9:43:16 AM PDT by IamConservative (Liberalism - the surety of knowing that which cannot be proven.)
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To: Gamecock

Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks.....

Another Sherlock moment in the history of detective work!


25 posted on 03/18/2011 9:44:09 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Nachum

Give that Deputy an “A+” in Anatomy! Of course he is going to find a “crack” betwen buttocks. Finding drugs there is a bonus.


26 posted on 03/18/2011 9:44:49 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: OwenKellogg
Left Behind?

These must be the End Times.

27 posted on 03/18/2011 9:44:49 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: null and void
I'm going to have to call in my crack troops...

Great idea--let's get them cracking. LOL! :)

28 posted on 03/18/2011 9:46:29 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
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To: Nachum

Where else would it be?


29 posted on 03/18/2011 9:47:45 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

If having crack between your buttocks is illegal we are all in trouble.


30 posted on 03/18/2011 9:52:53 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Nachum
When did a civil infraction stop for speeding turn into a criminal stop where the police could strip search a speeding driver on the side of the road? See Arizona v. Gant (April 2009 and read more about the limitations placed on police officers http://www.kpmlaw.com/_blog/Criminal_Traffic_Blog/post/New_Supreme_Court_Case_On_Vehicle_Searches/

The United States Supreme Court recently re-wrote the law on search and seizure regarding vehicles. Now, if a police officer pulls you over for a traffic violation and then removes you from your vehicle and handcuffs you, he can not then go back into the car to search for drugs and guns (or any other evidence).

The old law gave the officers the right to always search the passenger compartment of your vehicle after the arrest in order to look for guns or drugs (or other evidence) that could be destroyed. The logic was that the officers need to protect themselves and preserve any evidence that the arrestee might destroy. In the Supreme Court case of Arizona v. Gant (April 2009), Mr. Gant had an outstanding warrant for driving on a suspended license and that his license was suspended. When he was pulled over, he exited his vehicle and was immediately placed in handcuffs and then secured in the back of the officer’s patrol car. The officer then went and searched Gant’s car and found a firearm and cocaine in the passenger compartment.

This case will be tossed or the guy may be stupid enough to plead guilty!

31 posted on 03/18/2011 10:21:13 AM PDT by paratrooper82 (We are kicking Ass in Afghanistan, soon we will be home to kick some more Asses in Congress!)
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To: Nachum

Marvel Foster?


32 posted on 03/18/2011 10:22:10 AM PDT by eCSMaster (2012 - End of an error)
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To: Nachum
How'd ya like to snort that?

Mike

33 posted on 03/18/2011 10:22:55 AM PDT by MichaelP (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
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To: Nachum

I bet he claimed it wasn’t his crack and he didn’t know how it got there.


34 posted on 03/18/2011 10:34:13 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Butt crack Kills...warning if you are a crack smoker, you may want to check your rocks for debris..aww no...


35 posted on 03/18/2011 10:41:10 AM PDT by aces
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To: Nachum

It’s always the last place you look....


36 posted on 03/18/2011 10:45:58 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Nachum
Strip Search finds Crack Between Buttocks

Where else would it be?

37 posted on 03/18/2011 11:00:29 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: broken_arrow1

Seems there has been a butt-load of these lately...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail


38 posted on 03/18/2011 11:03:13 AM PDT by orlop9
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To: MichaelP

Can you imagine smoking this??? Never mind.


39 posted on 03/18/2011 2:32:17 PM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: Nachum

Oh my gosh, this headline makes me laugh!!!!


40 posted on 03/18/2011 2:32:59 PM PDT by Yaelle
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