The guys in the newsroom couldn't wait to see if this got past their editors... -You can't make this stuff up....
Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!
1 posted on
03/18/2011 9:03:51 AM PDT by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
How redundant....
2 posted on
03/18/2011 9:05:47 AM PDT by
LaineyDee
(Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
To: Nachum
That’s kind of an oxy moron like jumbo shrimp. LOL
3 posted on
03/18/2011 9:06:04 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Nachum
Crack in his crack, butt it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
To: Nachum
New twist on plumbers butt. Was there a tramp tat also????
To: Nachum
Better crack in your crack than grass up your whoops!
6 posted on
03/18/2011 9:06:43 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
Did they find a pipe in his shorts?.............
7 posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:06 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
To: Nachum
8 posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:13 AM PDT by
rottndog
(Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America....)
To: Nachum
Strip Search Finds Crack Between ButtocksIn a related story, Strip Search Finds Water is Wet.
9 posted on
03/18/2011 9:07:33 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Nachum
Perhaps the best headline ever.
To: Nachum
Sometimes jokes write themselves.
To: Nachum
Oh c'mon! It's been a long week! LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)
Best headline ever! :)
12 posted on
03/18/2011 9:13:00 AM PDT by
proud American in Canada
(To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
To: Nachum
13 posted on
03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by
OwenKellogg
(Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
To: Nachum
14 posted on
03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by
OwenKellogg
(Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
To: Nachum
This reporter’s got a future with the New York Post.
To: Nachum
Reminds me of the old National Enquirer story about the kid who chewed off part of his leg to survive after being trapped in a junkyard: “Little Jimmy may grow many more inches,” said Officer Hamilton, “but he’ll never grow another foot.”
To: Nachum
Yup, you’re gonna have that.
17 posted on
03/18/2011 9:19:37 AM PDT by
loungitude
( The truth hurts.)
To: Nachum
19 posted on
03/18/2011 9:35:31 AM PDT by
ex-snook
("Above all things, truth beareth away the victory")
To: Nachum
Finds crack between buttocks.......DUH?
To: Nachum
***Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks***
Headline Hall of Fame! LOL!
21 posted on
03/18/2011 9:39:04 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(The Jesus of the New Testament, who is the world's Saviour, is its Judge as well. J. I. Packer)
To: Nachum
So what have we learned here today kids?
If you have crack in your buttocks, for God’s sake, don’t go 51 in a 35 MPH zone.
23 posted on
03/18/2011 9:41:23 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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