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The guys in the newsroom couldn't wait to see if this got past their editors... -You can't make this stuff up....

Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!

1 posted on 03/18/2011 9:03:51 AM PDT by Nachum
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How redundant....
2 posted on 03/18/2011 9:05:47 AM PDT by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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That’s kind of an oxy moron like jumbo shrimp. LOL


3 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:04 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Crack in his crack, butt it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.


4 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:18 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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New twist on plumbers butt. Was there a tramp tat also????


5 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:34 AM PDT by org.whodat
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Better crack in your crack than grass up your whoops!


6 posted on 03/18/2011 9:06:43 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Did they find a pipe in his shorts?.............


7 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
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PLEASE....no pics....


8 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:13 AM PDT by rottndog (Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America....)
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Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks

In a related story, Strip Search Finds Water is Wet.

9 posted on 03/18/2011 9:07:33 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Perhaps the best headline ever.


10 posted on 03/18/2011 9:08:02 AM PDT by dinoparty
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Sometimes jokes write themselves.


11 posted on 03/18/2011 9:12:21 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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Oh c'mon! It's been a long week!

LOL, so true. I'm trying to come up with a pun using the word "crack", but I can't top any of the others I've seen on this thread. :)

Best headline ever! :)

12 posted on 03/18/2011 9:13:00 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
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Left Behind?


13 posted on 03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
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Left Behind?


14 posted on 03/18/2011 9:15:12 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Defund Elmo, TOTUS, and GOTUS)
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This reporter’s got a future with the New York Post.


15 posted on 03/18/2011 9:16:01 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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Reminds me of the old National Enquirer story about the kid who chewed off part of his leg to survive after being trapped in a junkyard: “Little Jimmy may grow many more inches,” said Officer Hamilton, “but he’ll never grow another foot.”


16 posted on 03/18/2011 9:16:49 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Yup, you’re gonna have that.


17 posted on 03/18/2011 9:19:37 AM PDT by loungitude ( The truth hurts.)
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Good one!


19 posted on 03/18/2011 9:35:31 AM PDT by ex-snook ("Above all things, truth beareth away the victory")
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Finds crack between buttocks.......DUH?


20 posted on 03/18/2011 9:37:59 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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***Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks***

Headline Hall of Fame! LOL!


21 posted on 03/18/2011 9:39:04 AM PDT by Gamecock (The Jesus of the New Testament, who is the world's Saviour, is its Judge as well. J. I. Packer)
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So what have we learned here today kids?

If you have crack in your buttocks, for God’s sake, don’t go 51 in a 35 MPH zone.


23 posted on 03/18/2011 9:41:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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