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Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin (From ONE woman)
MyFox Phoenix ^

Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat

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Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

 

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: grievousaxewound; guilty; heroin; humor; idhitit; karinmackaliunas; lazwouldhitit; mackaliunas; naughtyhoeping; notguilty; pennsylvania; scranton
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1 posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:43 AM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat

What a ho!


2 posted on 03/21/2011 7:44:39 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lazamataz

“cough”


3 posted on 03/21/2011 7:45:09 AM PDT by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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>> and $51.22.

Four rolls of quarters, two rolls of dimes, two rolls of pennies...


4 posted on 03/21/2011 7:46:26 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Nervous Tick

A wallet, comb, lipstick...


5 posted on 03/21/2011 7:48:19 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Go Hawks !)
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To: Stoat

That’s a lot of crack. And a lot of heroin.


6 posted on 03/21/2011 7:48:38 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Obamacare: Not just dreck. Unconstitutional dreck.)
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To: Stoat

When she gets out of prison, she *might* want to take that fifty bucks going away money and buy a *purse*.


7 posted on 03/21/2011 7:48:44 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Stoat

“If you find my keys we can drive out”


8 posted on 03/21/2011 7:49:02 AM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: Stoat

...officials also recovered one of her ex-boyfriends, who had been reported missing in 2008...


9 posted on 03/21/2011 7:49:51 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: I cannot think of a name

That’s a big cavity!!!


10 posted on 03/21/2011 7:49:58 AM PDT by refermech
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To: Stoat
I wouldn't touch this thread witha ten foot Ho....

Mike

11 posted on 03/21/2011 7:50:00 AM PDT by MichaelP (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
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To: glorgau

There are just too many jokes. None of which I can tell here. CLAP!


12 posted on 03/21/2011 7:50:03 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22..... And a 1978 Ford pickup truck. Photobucket
13 posted on 03/21/2011 7:50:29 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: I cannot think of a name

Thanks.

I could remember most of that joke, but couldn’t recall the punchline.


14 posted on 03/21/2011 7:51:20 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Stoat

Good golly woman!
where are my keys?


15 posted on 03/21/2011 7:51:45 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: Stoat
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Are we sure this isn't from The Onion?

16 posted on 03/21/2011 7:53:23 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (If every person were like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful world to live in.)
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To: I cannot think of a name
“If you find my keys we can drive out”

Doctor examining his patient: "My, you have a large vagina. My, you have a large vagina."

Patient: "P;ease, doctor - I'm embarrassed enough, you don't need to say it twice."

Doctor: "I didn't. That was an echo."

17 posted on 03/21/2011 7:53:25 AM PDT by Bob
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To: Nervous Tick
Cha Ching!

18 posted on 03/21/2011 7:54:04 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: WayneS

How about this one:

“You didn’t have to say it twice.”
“I didn’t”


19 posted on 03/21/2011 7:55:27 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Stoat

Why 22 cents? Why?


20 posted on 03/21/2011 7:56:01 AM PDT by wideawake
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