Posted on 03/27/2011 9:22:43 AM PDT by Nachum
I read this on Iowa Hawk this morning and had to share. It’s very clever.
(this song is sung to the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”)
Overseas-Contingencies-Kinetic-Aliocious
In trying to explain himself when bombing foreign lands, It behooves a modern president to keep his prose in hand. One little slip in lexicon accounting for the rubble Will end up in congressional investigative trouble.
Ohhhhhh! Overseas-contingencies-kinetic-aliocious I must admit the messaging is really quite atrocious But if you say it soft enough, you’ll always sound precocious, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
In olden days they called this thing a stale three-letter word But in this new millenium I find that quite absurd. My unabridge-ed thesaurus is dog-eared through and through, One syllable seems pitiful when thirteen more will do!
Ohhhhhhh! Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious, When you put it in that way it won’t seem so ferocious. Gargle first with Listerine in case of halitosis, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious!
Um-twiddle-diddle-um-twiddle dee Um-twiddle-diddle-um-twiddle dum
Unlike Bush adventurism, there’s no “war” to fear It’s um… it’s er… it’s uh… it’s mmm… let me be crystal clear In days not weeks we cease it all, for “peace,” or as you know, Suoicilacitenikeicnegnitnocsaesrevo.
Ohhhhhh! Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious A neologic tailor-made for media hypnosis If you hear it long enough you’ll drink until cirrhosis, Overseascontingencieskineticaliocious!*
I’ll be humming this all day.
What Are We Fighting For?, Country Joe and the Fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7-ngmO_p8&feature=related
I wonder what the over-under is on how many times he will say *I*
Should that be added to the drinking game?
Wait until the talking heads comment. ‘Persuasive’, ‘determined’ will be among the many adjectives used to describe dear leader’s policy. How about a dollar for everytime a pundit uses the phrase “Unlike George Bush.........”?
Of course this will be another one of his “historic” speeches.
It should read “Kinetic Military Action taken by Barack Kinesis Obama.
Hilarious!
``Connecticut Military Action``.
LOL - that is hilarious!
Another “major” speech.
“Kinetic Military Action”.....sounds like something David Axelrod would say....his entire goal in life is to appear “harmless.”
I’m just waiting for Sarah to use KMA...
The Obama Doctrine: Make a speech, move on.
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