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Plastic Surgeon uses Liposuction Fat to Fuel Car - YUCK!!!
nowpublic.com ^ | 3/2011

Posted on 03/30/2011 9:13:33 PM PDT by doug from upland

Are we going a bit far with using Lipo-Diesel? In a Traffic Jam?

A top Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon says he used fat he removed from patients in liposuction operations to power his 'green' 4x4 car.

U.S. authorities have launched an inquiry into claims made by Dr Alan Bittner that the fat he had sucked out of patients in liposuction operations was turned into biodiesel.

Bittner wrote on his website: 'The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel -- and I have more fat than I can use.

'Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part in saving the Earth.'


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biodiesel; fat; liposuction; napl; savetheearth
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1 posted on 03/30/2011 9:13:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

I thought you were supposed to make it into soap, re: “Fight Club”


2 posted on 03/30/2011 9:15:43 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: doug from upland

and you can use the same fat to make soap (cough)..


3 posted on 03/30/2011 9:15:54 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO FKBRK)
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To: doug from upland

HA....I kinda like the idea of fatty liberal women power cars....with their FAT...but, ONLY if we can TAX it!


4 posted on 03/30/2011 9:16:03 PM PDT by goodnesswins (Unlike the West, the Islamic world is serious.)
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To: doug from upland

Just putting the lard-@sses on a bicycle would achieve both weight loss and transport, and cut out the middle-man doctor as well.


5 posted on 03/30/2011 9:16:17 PM PDT by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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To: doug from upland

Its just going to waste! Why not power that Edsel with Aunt Ednas spare tire?

Put a little tushy in your tank?


6 posted on 03/30/2011 9:16:21 PM PDT by mylife
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To: doug from upland

How many miles could Oprah power a small 4-cylinder?


7 posted on 03/30/2011 9:17:47 PM PDT by doug from upland (website reserved just in case: TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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High Octane Ethtyl!!


8 posted on 03/30/2011 9:18:05 PM PDT by mylife
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To: doug from upland

Does the seatbelt come with micro-lipo needles so you can lose the spare tire while driving on the other four?


9 posted on 03/30/2011 9:19:32 PM PDT by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: doug from upland

Now that’s a phat ride, brother.


10 posted on 03/30/2011 9:19:56 PM PDT by redpoll
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To: doug from upland
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http://www.dralanbittner.com/testimonials.html

11 posted on 03/30/2011 9:20:04 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: doug from upland

I wonder what the exhaust smells like.


12 posted on 03/30/2011 9:21:37 PM PDT by South40 (Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: doug from upland

Well, at least they’ve found an endless source of energy.


13 posted on 03/30/2011 9:21:53 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper ("I think Pravda has mor e sense and logic the our pretend journalists. " A Birther)
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To: doug from upland
We could be energy independent, like, immediately!


14 posted on 03/30/2011 9:22:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: doug from upland
Why don't they make soap out of it instead?


15 posted on 03/30/2011 9:23:31 PM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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To: Revolting cat!

16 posted on 03/30/2011 9:24:23 PM PDT by doug from upland (website reserved just in case: TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: doug from upland
The experimental fleet included a pair of Tatas..
17 posted on 03/30/2011 9:27:34 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: doug from upland

I guess the name of the Chinese car that will run on human fat will be - drum roll - “Fat Chance”.

That poor woman from Code Pink could run a fleet of UPS trucks for a year. So could Rosie O’Donnell.


18 posted on 03/30/2011 9:29:39 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: doug from upland
Once a car develops a taste for human flesh it will never turn back.

Some night you'll leave you car with its needle at Emaciated and find it is pointing to Flabby in the morning. Then the local homicide detectives will visit you at work and lead you out in hancuffs. At the trial the grieving widow will tell how the victim tried to run from your car for a couple dozen feet before he ran out of breath. Freepers will laugh at you for your lawyer's novel "lipomobile" defense.

19 posted on 03/30/2011 9:29:57 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: doug from upland

Good grief her cervix fell out....


20 posted on 03/30/2011 9:30:47 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: South40

Smells like ***


21 posted on 03/30/2011 9:32:43 PM PDT by mylife
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To: doug from upland

Baby, we’re outta gas, can we use some your butt fuel?


22 posted on 03/30/2011 9:34:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: doug from upland
...his 'green' 4x4 car...

That would be soylent green, I presume.

23 posted on 03/30/2011 9:37:22 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: doug from upland

That little purse slims her lines. /s


24 posted on 03/30/2011 9:39:09 PM PDT by mylife
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To: doug from upland
Moore miles per gallon:


25 posted on 03/30/2011 9:44:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Thicko.)
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To: doug from upland

Drill Doctor, drill!

After all - it is a renewable fuel.


26 posted on 03/30/2011 9:52:40 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy." -- Ron Paul)
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To: doug from upland

Wonder if his patients charge him by the gallon?


27 posted on 03/30/2011 10:01:34 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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To: doug from upland
It's like having your own kerosene well.


28 posted on 03/30/2011 10:02:11 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy." -- Ron Paul)
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To: doug from upland

29 posted on 03/30/2011 10:10:47 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (The last Democrat worth a damn was Stalin. He purged his whole Party.)
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To: doug from upland

So, Rosie O’Donnell is the path to US energy independence...


30 posted on 03/30/2011 10:19:29 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: mylife

“Put a little tushy in your tank?”

Gives new meaning to the old phrase “ass, grass or gas.”


31 posted on 03/30/2011 10:20:44 PM PDT by PLMerite (Thanks for fixing the clock.)
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To: Hoodat

Thanks, came here for that (but wanted to see the pic of the bag of fat tearing on the barbed wire).


32 posted on 03/30/2011 10:43:19 PM PDT by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: PGR88; All

Thirty years ago, I was wondering why we didn’t have exercycles that we could ride in the living room to power our TVs. Wished I could get one for my energetic kids.


33 posted on 03/30/2011 11:03:57 PM PDT by gleeaikin
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To: doug from upland

I’ve got to convert the ol’ shovelhead! Hog powered Hog!


34 posted on 03/30/2011 11:07:09 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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To: doug from upland
Suddenly, the Obama "energy policy" and Michelle's anti-obesity crusade snap into focus...

It's a cookbook!

35 posted on 03/30/2011 11:48:18 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Squantos
I was wondering what that was.
36 posted on 03/30/2011 11:49:09 PM PDT by expatguy (Support "An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - DONATE)
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To: doug from upland; Slings and Arrows

Gives a whole new meaning to "pigmobile"!

37 posted on 03/31/2011 12:04:04 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: doug from upland

“I lost weight, sure, but now I feel exhausted...”


38 posted on 03/31/2011 12:24:15 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Soylent petrol?


39 posted on 03/31/2011 12:34:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: doug from upland

I wonder what it smells like when it burns.

I know of a guy that burns used fast food grease in his Diesel truck, and it smells like.... Fast food. Well, this ain’t fast food.....


40 posted on 03/31/2011 1:27:59 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Iron Munro

I swear... That woman is built like a middle line backer.


41 posted on 03/31/2011 1:30:09 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: doug from upland

Ed Norton, is that you?


42 posted on 03/31/2011 4:07:50 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: thecabal
I can't find one of the bag tearing, so you will have to settle for this:


43 posted on 03/31/2011 4:34:45 AM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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To: doug from upland

hah! yuck, but funny. why the heck not?


44 posted on 03/31/2011 4:35:52 AM PDT by Puddleglum (dance with the horse that brung ya)
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To: doug from upland; Slings and Arrows

So the operations pay for the vehicle, and the fat powers the car. What a racket.


45 posted on 03/31/2011 4:39:04 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Ewwwwwwwww!


46 posted on 03/31/2011 4:40:51 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: doug from upland

renewable energy.........LOL


47 posted on 03/31/2011 4:42:38 AM PDT by tioga
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To: doug from upland

So when he says his car hauls ass...he means it?


48 posted on 03/31/2011 5:31:14 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: JRios1968

>So when he says his car hauls ass...he means it?<

Freeper “Choke on coffee” post of the decade!


49 posted on 03/31/2011 5:32:43 AM PDT by Darnright (There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Talk about cannibalizing stuff to get your car running.


50 posted on 03/31/2011 6:10:01 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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