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OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)
4/1/11

Posted on 04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT by Liz

The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.

Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer.

Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig.

The humiliation at being castigated for wearing a tacky gown made by wacky British designer Alexander McQueen..... ....and towering over the Chinese Bond-holder.......... clinched the decision. She demanded Obama resign.



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1 posted on 04/01/2011 8:25:03 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Obuggery + Moobacca = Moobuggery

April fool!


2 posted on 04/01/2011 8:26:03 AM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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To: DarthVader

didn’t see that one coming.


3 posted on 04/01/2011 8:27:12 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Liz
President Joe Biden will be Obama’s revenge on America.
4 posted on 04/01/2011 8:27:39 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: Liz

Obama and his mooching wife would rather give up their pubic hair than their power and wealth.


5 posted on 04/01/2011 8:28:00 AM PDT by American Quilter (DEFUND OBAMACARE.)
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To: Liz

If this were only true.

I hate April Fool’s Day with this regime in place.


6 posted on 04/01/2011 8:29:02 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: Liz

President Biden.


7 posted on 04/01/2011 8:30:09 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtC_wld3YJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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To: Liz

8 posted on 04/01/2011 8:31:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Howie66

Unfortunately it’s “American fools day” and we have been re-living
it for the past 2+ years!


9 posted on 04/01/2011 8:32:00 AM PDT by RS_Rider (I hate Illinois Nazis)
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To: Liz

I believe this. I believe it as much as I believe in my vow!


10 posted on 04/01/2011 8:32:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz a believer-—who knew?


11 posted on 04/01/2011 8:33:35 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

You forgot the part about Joe Biden being so lost without Obama to show him the way, that he ALSO resigned, leaving the Speaker of the House—President John Boehner to run the U.S.


12 posted on 04/01/2011 8:33:58 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Liz

13 posted on 04/01/2011 8:35:41 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: Brad from Tennessee
President Joe Biden will be Obama’s revenge on America

I can't think of any former or present American politician who could be Obama's revenge on America. That's the sad part. Anybody would be an improvement. Even Al Gore. And that's no April Fools joke. :(

14 posted on 04/01/2011 8:35:54 AM PDT by tsowellfan (http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: madison10; WinOne4TheGipper; Brad from Tennessee

Obama mentioned at a staff meeting that only 37% of Americans know who the VP is.

Biden raised his hand and said: “Could you give us a hint.”


15 posted on 04/01/2011 8:36:36 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

"Oh no! Does that mean I'm President???


16 posted on 04/01/2011 8:36:59 AM PDT by LibFreeUSA (Show me what Obama brought that was new and there you will find things only radical and destructive.)
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To: workerbee

Heh-—good one.


17 posted on 04/01/2011 8:38:07 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz
Oh man, wish this were true.

Although. . . then we're stuck with Biden.

18 posted on 04/01/2011 8:38:41 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: workerbee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVXJ3hQrPo


19 posted on 04/01/2011 8:39:21 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Liz

We need a Green Acres photoshop with the grifters’ pics!


20 posted on 04/01/2011 8:40:32 AM PDT by GnuHere
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To: GnuHere; workerbee
We need a Green Acres photoshop with the grifters’ pics!
21 posted on 04/01/2011 8:42:04 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

IF ONLY!


22 posted on 04/01/2011 8:42:56 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Terrorism in nothing more than Kinetic Islam)
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To: Liz

Oh Liz...how cruel you are to toy with us so.....If the headline were only true!


23 posted on 04/01/2011 8:44:58 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: hoosiermama; Libloather; STARWISE; maggief; onyx; Grampa Dave; stephenjohnbanker; GOPJ; ...

PING


24 posted on 04/01/2011 8:45:26 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

This is going to be a Looong April 1 !


25 posted on 04/01/2011 8:46:23 AM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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To: LottieDah

Hey——sometimes wishing will make it so.


26 posted on 04/01/2011 8:46:31 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Liz

Just in time for them to cash in on some of that free Pigford money.


27 posted on 04/01/2011 8:46:56 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: Liz
Better April Fools Headline: "Obama's COLB Uncovered! President Was Born in Nebraska!"
28 posted on 04/01/2011 8:46:59 AM PDT by neodad (Don't Tap, Just Drill!)
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To: Liz

“Hey——sometimes wishing will make it so.”

You got that right....


29 posted on 04/01/2011 8:53:48 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: Liz

Happy April 1, Liz and thank you for the laughs and *if only*!!!!


30 posted on 04/01/2011 8:54:06 AM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: RS_Rider

“Unfortunately it’s “American fools day” and we have been re-living it for the past 2+ years!”

Yeah, it’s kind of like a twisted version of the movie “Groundhog Day” and every morning I wake up to the same bad news on the radio that Zero has piled some new indignity on my country.


31 posted on 04/01/2011 8:59:24 AM PDT by jessduntno ("Money...can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them." - Rand)
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To: Liz
I'm no fashion critic but


32 posted on 04/01/2011 9:06:13 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: MEGoody

“Oh man, wish this were true.

Although. . . then we’re stuck with Biden.”

Yeah, but Obiden is looking better with each passing hour.


33 posted on 04/01/2011 9:13:32 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: Liz

The plus side is being able to hook plow’s to that hugely over sized butt and make short work of planting season.


34 posted on 04/01/2011 9:16:17 AM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: McGruff; P-Marlowe; Dr. Eckleburg; RnMomof7

Rotflol!

Your #32 tells our age, but it is the perfect response!

What a great show that was.


35 posted on 04/01/2011 9:17:37 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain & proud of it: Truly Supporting the Troops means praying for their Victory!)
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To: Liz

LOL - good one Liz


36 posted on 04/01/2011 9:17:48 AM PDT by GOPJ (http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php - It's only uncivil when someone on the right does it.- Laz)
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To: Liz

Ahh, then he can apply for the $50,000 black attempt to farm pay off?


37 posted on 04/01/2011 9:25:25 AM PDT by Concho (-)
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To: Liz

http://www.televisiontunes.com/green_acres.html


38 posted on 04/01/2011 9:26:54 AM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith! Even when it gets tough! Nothing else will do.)
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To: Liz

I have tried unsuccessfully for a number of months to convince a friend that Michelle does not have anything more than “Nappy” hair. He just cannot buy it, since he believe that she has longer hair, which is worn in a number of ways.

I wish he could see this picture of her in Brazil.

Her dress maker must advertise under the name “Omar the Tent Maker”.


39 posted on 04/01/2011 9:30:47 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Liz

Moooochelle does not look one little bit happy in that photo!!! Wonder what was causing that look?


40 posted on 04/01/2011 9:31:52 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: McGruff

Nor even Bob Mackie could help Moooochelle.


41 posted on 04/01/2011 9:33:19 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Liz; All
"OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)"


42 posted on 04/01/2011 9:33:39 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Cheetahcat

The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.

Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.


43 posted on 04/01/2011 9:34:49 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Liz

C’mon - they’re just doing it for the Pigford money.

Once they collect their share, it’ll be back to the argula and Kobe beef circuit.


44 posted on 04/01/2011 9:37:02 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: ridesthemiles

“The NObama’s are pushing for reparations: 40 acres & a mule.

Barack only needs the 40 acres——and lengthy instructions on how to harness the plow to Mooooochelle.”

LMAO Good one!


45 posted on 04/01/2011 9:37:51 AM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: Liz

Oh, I only hope, pray, dream and wish it were true!!!!


46 posted on 04/01/2011 9:41:44 AM PDT by Chaos
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To: McGruff

The one on the right is better.


47 posted on 04/01/2011 9:42:46 AM PDT by Soothesayer (smallpox is not a person)
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To: Liz
I knew it was a joke ‘cause they ain’t no farmland left in Cook County!
Hit’s all built up.

However, in keeping with his fiscal nature, he’d probably tear down all the buildings in the Loop area to make hisself a 5 acre farm and charge hit all to the durn taxpayers.

48 posted on 04/01/2011 9:42:50 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: Howie66
Yeah, but Obiden is looking better with each passing hour.”

Biden wouldn’t be so bad. You could keep him busy with comic books, telling him “gotcher nose!” and letting him have a few colorful rabbits to look after.

49 posted on 04/01/2011 9:45:51 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: MEGoody
Biden's harmless. Give him some LEGOs and some Big Bird coloring books, and he's good for the day. Or, put Wall-E on the DVD, on repeat, and tell him it's a video game.

The nice thing about Biden is that he will wander away from the White house, and the FBI will have to find him, again. Alzheimer's, ya’ know, or perhaps he's always been that stupid.

50 posted on 04/01/2011 9:51:35 AM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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