Q: How do you know a Huckabee voter?
A: When the front porch collapses, at least 9 coon dogs die.
You ain’t from here, are ya? Any real Southron with coon dogs ain’t yit found a patriot statseman to muster with in the next election fraud cycle. But we kan tell a huckster when we sees ‘em! Yerin top ten list is full of em. We’s lookin at Rand, West, Lee, and King. But mostly praying God would raise up a patriot, not a self promotin politickin.