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Passover = Flat Bread Day

Easter = Rejuvenation Fest

Yom Kippur = Day of being really really sorry

Christmas = KrisMaHanuKwaza gift giving day

1 posted on 04/11/2011 11:41:40 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Eid = Eid


2 posted on 04/11/2011 11:42:40 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Don’t forget Festivus, for the rest of us.


3 posted on 04/11/2011 11:46:52 AM PDT by Mr. K (this adminsitration is WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY~!!)
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SF is considering ‘Sphincter Spheres.”
5 posted on 04/11/2011 11:48:06 AM PDT by JPG ("2012 Can't Come Soon Enough" - Sarah Palin)
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They are not spherical, they are ovoid.


6 posted on 04/11/2011 11:48:50 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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Seattle=San Francisco North.


7 posted on 04/11/2011 11:50:55 AM PDT by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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Thanksgiving turkey: The celebration Meleagris—oh wait, these idiots are not even scientific! They don’t even know the difference between the egg shape (ovoid) and a sphere!


9 posted on 04/11/2011 11:51:37 AM PDT by jonrick46 (2012 can't come soon enough.)
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I like my spheres over easy.

This does not surprise me a bit coming from Seattle. For those who have never been here, it is one strange and twisted city indeed. How twisted? It’s the only city in the free-world that has a statue of Vladimir Lenin, and is proud of it.


10 posted on 04/11/2011 11:52:44 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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Technically they are Spring Ellipsoids and a chance to eat mass quantities of candy for non-believers.


13 posted on 04/11/2011 11:55:21 AM PDT by poobear (FACTS - the turd in the punch bowl of liberal thought!)
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15 posted on 04/11/2011 11:55:41 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Just about what I would expect from Spittle Wa. The entire left coast from Canada to Mexico is a gigantic sick joke with the "educators" leading the charge
16 posted on 04/11/2011 11:56:01 AM PDT by mongo141
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These bums think they're getting in a dig at Christianity with this nonsense, but the actual derivation of Easter comes from the Anglo-Saxon pagan goddess Eostre. So they are really taking a dig at paganism, which they probably like more than Christianity, they just aren't smart enough to know it. Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Christ, the Risen Lord. If anything, it is more closely associated with the Jewish Passover, since that was what Jesus was celebrating at the time of his crucifixion.
18 posted on 04/11/2011 11:58:03 AM PDT by chimera
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Already posted and discussed....

=8-)


25 posted on 04/11/2011 12:09:12 PM PDT by =8 mrrabbit 8=
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Don’t you mean Flat Bread Week? ;)


26 posted on 04/11/2011 12:12:06 PM PDT by Yaelle
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27 posted on 04/11/2011 12:15:09 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
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Yes. Those in the field of “education” really are this stupid.

We just remember than when one is too dense to even be a politician, there’s always a degree or two in “education” followed by years to increasing numbness - until the final brain cell dies and they become full democrats.


29 posted on 04/11/2011 12:20:47 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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sphere/sfi(ə)r/Noun - 1. A round solid figure, or its surface, with every point on its surface equidistant from its center.

There appear to be bigger problems in our public schools than originally believed.

31 posted on 04/11/2011 12:41:13 PM PDT by SaveTheChief
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Is there any independent verification of this story, or are we going by the word of an essentially anonymous caller to a radio show, who would not even name the school where this occurred?

This story has gotten a fair amount of attention - strange that no parent of any of the children has come forward.


32 posted on 04/11/2011 12:44:08 PM PDT by Conscience of a Conservative
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Christmas is going to be Winter Cubes!


34 posted on 04/11/2011 12:45:15 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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if i were her, i would do it... call them easter eggs.. and make the ‘teachers’ come after

then i’d really raise a stink


35 posted on 04/11/2011 12:53:01 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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This is exactly what I would expected from a dumbed down carbon re-educational unit.


40 posted on 04/11/2011 1:27:40 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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