Kids should learn about how they spread AIDS all over this country. I'm sure that will be covered in chapter 1, right? ;)
Clark W. Griswald: Time for the glue factory...actually, been time for a while. And what THE HELL happened to Beverly D’Angelo? I saw 90 seconds of an “Entourage” episode she was on. YIKES! Smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day catches up to you. And her plastic surgeon must have been either drunk or had a morbid sense of humor.
I'll have a glass of MILF with that: