I miss Carlin, even though he became a bitter, old atheist.
Really the words of Carlin, or one of the thousand bogus email scripts falsely attributed to him?
Carlin couldn’t put two words together without one of them being filthy, but he was laugh until you pee your pants hilarious!
My other favorite Carlin routine, on Euphemisms
When it comes to size, man is pretty much bacteria on a rock when compared to the earth. What makes us think we can affect 5 quadrillion metric tons of atmosphere? Especially a gas like CO2 which only makes up 0.038%?? Do we honestly think we could even remotely raise that level against 5 QUADRILLION tons of a GAS? And even by some miracle we raised it to 0.05% or even 0.1% how can liberals STILL equate that to a planet like Venus which has 90% C02?? THAT is global warming by CO2, not freakin CO2 at zero percent!
My favorite weather report:
“Forecast for tonight...dark, with scattered light in the early morning hours.”
I’ve always thought that this is one of Carlin’s best pieces.
He may have leaned nearly 90 degrees left, but the man had a mind, and could spot hypocrisy a mile away.
“The plastic is here, our job is done...” LOL