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Man Caught Peeing on Cough Drops in Drug Store (Lovely!)
MyFox NewYork ^ | 04/25/11 | MyFox NewYork

Posted on 04/26/2011 8:15:15 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway

NEWSCORE - Police are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 packages of cough drops inside a Walgreens in Florida.

It happened last Thursday around 10:30 p.m. at a Walgreens on S. French Avenue in Sanfiord.

Investigators say the man went to the aisle where the cough drops are kept, looked around, unzipped his pants, and urinated on about 110 packages of cough drops.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: blackcrime; holderspeople; obamavoter
Make him eat all the cough drops......
1 posted on 04/26/2011 8:15:16 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

“Cleanup in aisle 1, please. Cleanup in aisle 1.”


2 posted on 04/26/2011 8:17:21 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Our Constitution: the new Inconvenient Truth)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
"These cough drops taste funny....." "Look for the red ring on the Luden-yellow box"...yellow box, indeed!
3 posted on 04/26/2011 8:20:00 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Peeee-co-la!


4 posted on 04/26/2011 8:21:16 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Good one!...


5 posted on 04/26/2011 8:22:14 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I think this “gentleman” should be given a few litres of soda, and then directed to the nearest third rail, where he can perfect his obsession.


6 posted on 04/26/2011 8:25:00 AM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Don’t tell me you’ve been waiting since the 1920’s to have an opportunity to post that.


7 posted on 04/26/2011 8:25:09 AM PDT by Moonman62 (If gullible, uneducated and uncivilized people didn't exist, politicians would create them.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Such things are not uncommon in stores that are open 24 hrs. When I was a kid I worked in a grocery store where some drunk wandered in at 2:30 in the morning and peed all over the pretzels.


8 posted on 04/26/2011 8:26:09 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Although horribly distasteful, urine in a healthy adult is basicly sterile. Not a health risk.

Lowlife individual risk, however. Beware of dingbats.

9 posted on 04/26/2011 8:26:36 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I’ve seen worse. Once in the men’s room of a Burger King...

Maybe I shouldn’t continue, it’s coming up on lunch time.


10 posted on 04/26/2011 8:29:41 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

maybe he was looking for the Depends aisle and just couldn’t hold it any longer...


11 posted on 04/26/2011 8:31:04 AM PDT by bigbob (u)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Halls...Now in New Lemon flavor!


12 posted on 04/26/2011 8:32:23 AM PDT by 762X51
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Make him eat all the cough drops......

LOL -and 'perfect' and do hope it was a 'first' offense.

Clearly, there are too many and 'everywhere'; beyond that, do wonder, 'where do these people come from?'

13 posted on 04/26/2011 8:32:40 AM PDT by cricket (Osama - NOT made in the USA. . . .and Obama, not made in the USA either.. .)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

That’s not what they’re for!


14 posted on 04/26/2011 8:32:42 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Man Caught Peeing

Police are looking for a man

If they are still looking for him I'm going to assume the headline is in error.

15 posted on 04/26/2011 8:35:51 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Get that man some pee cans.


16 posted on 04/26/2011 8:37:04 AM PDT by DeaconRed (Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC-9 At night? Joe Ely has)
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To: cricket
Clearly, there are too many and 'everywhere'; beyond that, do wonder, 'where do these people come from?'

Uhh... what?

17 posted on 04/26/2011 8:37:14 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I’ll bet he doesn’t have a pot to piss in.


18 posted on 04/26/2011 8:47:00 AM PDT by Avery Iota Kracker (Why get 'er done, when you can get 'er did, and still have time to get something else did.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

“urine in a healthy adult is basicly sterile”

Only when it’s INSIDE your bladder.


19 posted on 04/26/2011 8:47:00 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Walgreens locks their bathrooms. It’s a problem.


20 posted on 04/26/2011 8:48:42 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: humblegunner

I think he was caught on camera or by a witness who was afraid to confront the poor soul while he was handling a loaded weapon. Without a good description I can only imagine what the police are looking for. Reminds me of the search in the Porky’s movie.


21 posted on 04/26/2011 8:51:49 AM PDT by toolman1401
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He’s lucky he was at Walgreens and not Mcdonalds


22 posted on 04/26/2011 8:55:14 AM PDT by nomobs (Just do it)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I don’t even have to look at the video to know that it was one of those damn Amish again!


23 posted on 04/26/2011 9:17:29 AM PDT by Roninf5-1 (If ignorance is bliss why are so many Americans on anti-depressants?)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Absolutely! Excellent call.

I hate it when you take all the fun out of posting original comments... ;^)

24 posted on 04/26/2011 9:19:29 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (The only thing higher than Obama's chin, is his ass facing West five times a day.)
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To: Moonman62

close although there wasnt alot of posting going on back then


25 posted on 04/26/2011 9:28:12 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Peeee-co-la!

I am always telling my friends that we have some of the funniest people her at Freeperland. You are proof positive. I almost Peeeecola’d in my pants!


26 posted on 04/26/2011 9:48:21 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
When I was a young man, maybe 10, I was out playing when nature called. Instead of going home to pee, I decided the neighbors garden, in the rhubarb patch, would be okay. His corn was tall enough that it afforded enough privacy I thought. A few days later, when I was outside again, he called me to his back step. He generously offered a nice bundle of rhubarb to take home to mom and dad, as a gift.

He knew.. and I knew. Nothing more needed to be said.

27 posted on 04/26/2011 9:50:47 AM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
urinated on about 110 packages of cough drops.

Job I don't want: determining the 'about 110' number.

28 posted on 04/26/2011 9:59:18 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Hey D. C., tax increases are not spending cuts. Nor do tax cuts constitute increased spending.)
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To: Cyman

When you gotta go you should always go with humor! :)


29 posted on 04/26/2011 10:21:25 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog; AngelesCrestHighway

“Such things are not uncommon in stores that are open 24 hrs. When I was a kid I worked in a grocery store where some drunk wandered in at 2:30 in the morning and peed all over the pretzels.”

Regardless how late the store is open, this story is ridiculous and just crosses the line! It’s reprehensible that someone thinks urinating in a Walgreen’s at 10:30 on a Thursday night is acceptable.

Public urination is reserved for Fri/Sat only! :)


30 posted on 04/26/2011 10:54:10 AM PDT by PissAndVinegar
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To: All

Click The Pic

31 posted on 04/26/2011 11:14:02 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
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