Posted on 04/27/2011 8:11:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Is anyone else getting Ron Paul FReepmail spam beside me?
I just got one and it got the ZOT already.
... and a Happy Duck and Cover Day to you too.
That’s one of the reasons why Mark Levin calls the Ron Paul fans what he calls them...
I think a lot of us got the RP spam. Personally, I prefer the regular spam.
I’m welcome!
Good Morning from Tampa Florida!! Another sunny day from WFLA land!! (listening to G. Beck’s show)
Of course, no questions allowed.
Remember Hillary's Missing papers they found?? I guess 0's birth certificate was there!!! /s
Hello.
Hi.
Hello, dear.
Everyone has made a big deal about the birth certificate.
His mother and stepfather made him an Indonesian citizen. He had an Indonesian Passport, even when he was a Senator. If he was made an Indonesian citizen, then where he was born is a moot point. He is not an American citizen. He would then have to be naturalized.
What a pity. I would love to see what you wrote.
Hello.
Hmmm...ChicagoConservative??? where is the meeting for Chicago’s conservatives... at a phone booth??
hey there
Yes.
I guess he was a DEMOCRATIC SENATOR from the STATE of INDONESIA!!! (I guess that is one of 0’s 57 states!!)
:) Just wondering!!!
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