Posted on 04/27/2011 8:11:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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They found the birth certificate...or something pings.
Good one.
“Borrowing” that :)
Wonder if Rush was watching Must See TV this morning. That Donald was hilarious.
Trump to Obama: “Show Me The Carfax!”
Damm the BC!
Full Natural Born Citizen Trolls Ahead!
Birf cetifikate bump.
Nasty weather alert.
Rush is going to be fun today.
Oh goodie i got a RonPaul starts now email.
Hello.
Hi, baby.
Keep hearing a funnel cloud touched down here on the other side of town. Not sure how true that is.
bttt
"Media: admit it, Trump forced the issue. Now, don't let the WH distract you w/the birth crt from what Bernanke says today. Stay focused, eh? ~ Twitter ^ | April 27, 2011 | Sarah Palin
Hello.
Me too. Sent a nasty email back...but the account was banned. All my witty banter wasted on dead air.
Got some RuPaul spam as well.
THEY got invited to get me off their list.
This ain’t amateur night anymore, guys. Get real or get off my path.
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