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To: neverdem

I can just hear the atheist prayer now. “Dear Heavenly nobody, thank you for nothing.”


5 posted on 05/01/2011 3:29:44 PM PDT by davisfh (Islam is a mental illness with global social consequences)
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To: davisfh
I can just hear the atheist prayer now. “Dear Heavenly nobody, thank you for nothing.”

They have a “Dial a Prayer” for atheists. It's the same
format, except no one answers.

8 posted on 05/01/2011 3:34:40 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
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To: davisfh; Drumbo

>>> I can just hear the atheist prayer now. “Dear Heavenly nobody, thank you for nothing.”

Ahahahahahahahaha! Wait, shouldn’t “nobody” be capitalised, out of respect?


61 posted on 05/02/2011 6:26:04 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: davisfh

I read a book once by Roger Zelazny called Creatures of Light and Darkness. There was an agnostic prayer which might work too:

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen


76 posted on 05/02/2011 6:39:43 PM PDT by Redcitizen (In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
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