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Tickerguy Flips A-A [A-A-K-x-x Board] (Birth Certificate)
The Market Ticker ^ | May 2, 2011 | Karl Denninger

Posted on 05/02/2011 11:01:22 AM PDT by kiryandil

You knew I had pocket rockets, right?  How often have you seen me come up with something on The Ticker without a fairly-decent set of evidence behind what I had to say?

It's time to call the curtain on this game and then go back to economics.

Find me one typewriter in the world, anywhere, that can perform kerning and I will believe this "certificate" is real.

For the uninitiated, "kerning" is the process of manipulating the spacing of letters to make the appearance more pleasing.  Here's an example from this Ticker itself:

http://market-ticker.org/cgi-ticker/akcs-www?get_gallerynr=1595

This process, of course, requires that you know what the next letter is.  With a computer this is pretty easy, since the computer can retroactively go back and adjust, and it also can typeset the current letter with knowledge of what the previous one was.

A typewriter, on the other hand, is a mechanical device.  It does not know what the next letter is that you will type, nor does it know what the last letter was that you typed. It thus has a typeface that always leaves physical space between the boundary of each character and the impression.  It has to, lest letters run together and look like utter crap.

Typesetters (offset printing machines and similar) perform kerning - in fact, it's part of typesetting.  But typewriters do not, cannot, and never have.

This, of course, is why the typed Birth Certificate has kerned text in it.

http://market-ticker.org/cgi-ticker/akcs-www?get_gallerynr=1598

Oh, and before you say "that's an artifact of what the White House did with their automated process", here's the same thing on the AP copy, which is a simple picture scanned in, with no post-processing of materiality I can detect and no layers.

http://market-ticker.org/cgi-ticker/akcs-www?get_gallerynr=1597

Oh darn.

Incidentally this is not the only example, as I show in the video.

To refute this point you must come up with a typewriter that contains a flux capacitor and thus is capable of accurately predicting the future.

I'm sure there will be people who argue some sort of explanation (e.g. "sloppy carriage") for these results.  But at the end of the day, here's the point: Exactly how many of these "explanations" have to line up in this way for everything to be on the up-and-up with this document?  Each of these explanations that has been proffered - tab stops, damage to the background, the low number of layers from automated processing that just happen to all be on things that would be important to change if you were forging something, the appearance of kerning, misalignment of certain fields .vs. others and more - has a probability associated with it as random chance. 

How many of these random probability events have to fall exactly the right way for the explanation that everything is on the up and up to be valid?

Remember, in 1961 nobody knew this person was anyone but a random half-black baby.  There was absolutely nothing remarkable about him that would distinguish him from the other kids born in Hawaii - or anywhere else - that year.  There was no reason for his birth certificate to be made any more "pretty" than any other kid's, or for any sort of special treatment.  Nobody knew, absent a time machine, that this person would be President in 2008.

What are the odds, folks, that it would all line up as the Obama supports claim by simple random chance?

Now about that forensic analysis we should have done on the alleged document that allegedly is in the files at the Hawaii Registrar's office in order to see if it's really 50ish years old.....  This is the only way we are going to get the truth.  Will the American people, Congress, or someone (e.g. a judge) demand defensible truth on this topic?  We damn well should.

(I think that's my pot in the center of the table.  Would you help me push the rather-large pile of chips over here please?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85yVkL94_BU

PS: This is exactly how Dan Rather got caught - typography that was impossible to produce using the alleged tool the "document" was created with.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; certifigate; enoughalready; naturalborncitizen; obama
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To: kiryandil

Karl, you’re great...

I’m sure there will be people who argue some sort of explanation (e.g. “sloppy carriage”) for these results. But at the end of the day, here’s the point: Exactly how many of these “explanations” have to line up in this way for everything to be on the up-and-up with this document? Each of these explanations that has been proffered - tab stops, damage to the background, the low number of layers from automated processing that just happen to all be on things that would be important to change if you were forging something, the appearance of kerning, misalignment of certain fields .vs. others and more - has a probability associated with it as random chance.

How many of these random probability events have to fall exactly the right way for the explanation that everything is on the up and up to be valid?

Remember, in 1961 nobody knew this person was anyone but a random half-black baby. There was absolutely nothing remarkable about him that would distinguish him from the other kids born in Hawaii - or anywhere else - that year. There was no reason for his birth certificate to be made any more “pretty” than any other kid’s, or for any sort of special treatment. Nobody knew, absent a time machine, that this person would be President in 2008.

What are the odds, folks, that it would all line up as the Obama supports claim by simple random chance?


41 posted on 05/02/2011 12:40:26 PM PDT by ILS21R ("Every night before I go to sleep, I think who would throw stones at me?", she said.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Actually, you can see that the ‘p’ is offset from the ‘a’ in Kapiolani...


42 posted on 05/02/2011 12:41:48 PM PDT by kiryandil
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To: kiryandil

I worked on an electric IBM Executive that did kerning in the 70s. For instance, an “i” was 1 space while an “M” was 5.

The difference between these typewriters and a manual typewriter was the ribbon. The ribbons on the IBM Executive and the IBM Selectrics (which did not do kerning) was only used once. The impression made by each key was very dark black and consistent. The ribbons on the manuals were fabric ribbons and used until they became too faint.


43 posted on 05/02/2011 12:43:39 PM PDT by mommyq
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To: Darksheare; wbill; El Sordo; allmendream

Please see my FR home page for an explanation of “African” as a race.


44 posted on 05/02/2011 12:44:36 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. *4192*<p><i>)
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To: netmilsmom
Actually, after posting the reply, I went and took a close look at the document with photoshop. By using the select tool to define the actual character size it is possible to see what is actual character and what is edge pixalization.

There is actually no kerning present. There are several locations where the lower case "a" looks like it is kerned with the next character, but it is because the "a" is slightly offset to the right, so it looks like it is kerned with the next charachter. This is in fact a characteristic of manual typewriters. Because the hammers to collide at times, it is possible for one to get slightly bent and therefore offset.

For other reaseons, I still believe the document is a forgery, but the kerning argument does not hold up.

45 posted on 05/02/2011 12:48:47 PM PDT by CMAC51
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Well yes, of course there is a perfectly reasonable explanation; and that explanation was from 2008!!!!

I am unsure if the people who bring this “African” stuff up are just throwing mud to see what sticks, or if their memories are really that short, or if they are truly that ignorant of the facts involving their pet cause. All fervor and few facts - and a resistance to allowing the record to be corrected.

“How dare you (correctly) say there wasn't a travel ban on Pakistan in 1981, you O-bot!!!!”

46 posted on 05/02/2011 12:50:39 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: JoeA

“And I worked on one of their selectric / composer units in about 1972(it was an older unit) or so that produced near typeset quality, including kerning. It worked by your keying in the text, which was recorded on a mag card, and then played back with corrections and letterspacing and kerning applied.”

The downside of using that argument to explain the kerning is that it then invalidates the other explanations about the vertical misalignments of letters being due to sloppy shift-key usage. If the text is recorded on a mag card, formatted, then typed automatically, there would be no misalignments. They can’t have it both ways.


47 posted on 05/02/2011 12:51:57 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: CMAC51

Good observation, thanks!


48 posted on 05/02/2011 12:58:36 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: kiryandil
As long as the Stare of Hawaii and the MSM are willing to stand behind this document, it doesn't matter whether it is demonstrably fake or not.

As the saying goes, "What matters is not what is true or false, but what is believed."

49 posted on 05/02/2011 1:00:11 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Ah ha! The Nordyke twins LFBCs must also be computer-generated forgeries!

They're covering up their Kenyan birth. Inspector Smith is currently auctioning their Kenyan birth certificates on ebay. Polarik has verified the authenticity of the document in a video with Richard Kiley doing the voiceover and John Williams the soundtrack...we've spared no expense...

50 posted on 05/02/2011 1:05:15 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: mad_as_he$$
Your mother probably also recognized her typist friends' output (on manual typewriters) by character "weight" as well as spacing...weight meaning how black each character was, i.e., the harder you struck a key, the darker the character.

Thus, for a consistent looking document in those days, manual typewriters required that you hit each key with equal force, and steady speed. But that was difficult if you had varying strength in your fingers, and varying speed skills. Novices could often be identified by lighter "a" or "q", versus darker "j" or "f" characters, for example, because of the different strength of the pinky finger vs others, etc.

Also, varying skill and your training could result in having "favorite" keys, versus keys you weren't good or as speedy at.

Also, the alignment of the character hammers would degrade after a while causing spacing errors and characters that were darker on one edge than the other. Some would get so bad as to open up a "O" making it almost a "C". If you see what I mean.

Also, negligent typists, who didn't clean or brush their keys regularly, would suffer ink buildup on the hammers causing a variety of distinctive characteristics.

In summary, a document produced by a manual typewriter is similar to a human fingerprint. Serious investigators can easily match the document to the typewriter and to the typist in an office. A lost art now, methinks.

51 posted on 05/02/2011 1:08:25 PM PDT by CanaGuy (Go Harper! We still love you!)
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To: netmilsmom
I could see where Kerning would be impossible with an IBM Selectric, the one with the ball, but with the type writers with the hammers that struck each individual letter, it would depend on the speed of the typist. I would think that the hammers would slam close together if someone could type 120 words a minute, overriding the movement of the carriage.

It doesn't work that way.

52 posted on 05/02/2011 1:12:20 PM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; wbill; El Sordo; allmendream
Factcheck is owned by a Friend of Bo.
Oh lookee, 1961 vital stats law, look at race and color highlighted for your convenience:
53 posted on 05/02/2011 1:26:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Fed up. I know what you mean CCguy....I’m FED UP!


54 posted on 05/02/2011 1:28:36 PM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: netmilsmom

To slam that close together the keys themselves get locked together. The Qwerty keyboard layout was developed to keep that very thing from happening.


55 posted on 05/02/2011 1:28:47 PM PDT by itsahoot (Almost everything I post is Sarcastic, since I have no sense of humor about lying politicians.)
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To: Interesting Times
Agreed. The hammers only have one place to go....and one at a time.

Personally, back in Typing Class in 1962, I was one of three "ham-fisted" males in a class of 50 girls, and was constantly flirting with "key jams" when I got too far beyond my natural ceiling of about 60 CWAM (Correct Words A Minute). Of course, the three of us were flirting in other areas too, as I recall.

56 posted on 05/02/2011 1:36:22 PM PDT by CanaGuy (Go Harper! We still love you!)
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To: wbill

If we had video of Clinton raping and killing a girl on the White House lawn, Trent Lott said, we still could not convict, and he was correct. The birth certificate is fake, the why is the important part, because it involves practically everyone currently in office, that is why it is imperative that it be persued.


57 posted on 05/02/2011 1:37:53 PM PDT by itsahoot (Almost everything I post is Sarcastic, since I have no sense of humor about lying politicians.)
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To: Darksheare; BuckeyeTexan; wbill; El Sordo; allmendream

Amazing. Fact Check is owned and operated by Annenburg where Bam and Ayers worked but, Hey!, they’re not biased and wouldn’t lie! *cough*


58 posted on 05/02/2011 1:38:49 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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To: Darksheare

Isn’t that for births only?

What leads you to think that the list applied to parental race as well?

Can you find ‘Caucasian’ on that list?


59 posted on 05/02/2011 1:40:01 PM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: El Sordo

Birth certificates are handled by the bureau of vital stats.
Vital stat laws apply.


60 posted on 05/02/2011 1:41:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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