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Obama warns White House party crowd: 'You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale'
Los Angeles Times ^ | May 5, 2011 | Andrew Malcolm

Posted on 05/06/2011 9:13:47 AM PDT by Iron Munro

El president Obama meant it as a joke for his latest White House party tonight, one to mark Cinco de Mayo.

The crowd laughed.

But Mr. Obama may pay for this public quip later tonight up in their private quarters. Since Primera Esposa Michelle Obama has been talking healthy eating and combating obesity for muchos meses, Even as her husband continues to be photographed downing junk food at most any opportunity..

No 'Cinco de Cuatro' gaffe this year. Obama learned his lesson two years ago; you can read this year's version in full by scrolling down. Americans politicians and many of their constituents mark May 5 as a celebration of Mexican-Americans and their heritage, especially the year before an election. In parts of Mexico the fest actually has more to do with a thumping they gave French soldiers 149 years ago (and not in soccer).

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KEYWORDS: michelleobama; narcissism; narcissist
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"You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale"

Or a steam table full of pork chops or a few dozen pounds of brotosaurus ribs.

1 posted on 05/06/2011 9:13:55 AM PDT by Iron Munro
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To: Iron Munro

I think theirs is some sort of arranged marriage, or a beard for Obama. The repeated, crass, public displays of mutual contempt and denigration are appalling.


2 posted on 05/06/2011 9:16:25 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans - Don't read their lips. Watch their hands.)
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To: Iron Munro

Tamale? Is that some sort of Klingon delicacy?


3 posted on 05/06/2011 9:16:37 AM PDT by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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To: Iron Munro
First thing The One™ has said that I believe.
4 posted on 05/06/2011 9:17:11 AM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: Iron Munro

Roh ruh!


5 posted on 05/06/2011 9:17:15 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Iron Munro
He thanked the usual long list of attendees, who can never get enough POTUS shoutouts. And he also thanked "my band," although the musicians on hand actually belong to the United States Marine Corps.

Me, me, me.

6 posted on 05/06/2011 9:17:54 AM PDT by keepitreal ( Good manners never go out of style)
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To: Iron Munro

‘You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale’.....and you definitely don’t want to be in the same room a couple of hours later!


7 posted on 05/06/2011 9:18:24 AM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: windcliff

You can’t make this stuff up!


8 posted on 05/06/2011 9:18:47 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Iron Munro

That’ll leave a mark.


9 posted on 05/06/2011 9:19:03 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten (Welcome to the USA - where every day is Backwards Day!)
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To: Iron Munro

“You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale”

Captain Obvious....


10 posted on 05/06/2011 9:19:38 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Iron Munro

Most people could not afford to celebrate this phony holiday this year but the white house had plenty of money.


11 posted on 05/06/2011 9:20:32 AM PDT by Terry Mross (Only a SECOND party will get my vote.)
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To: Iron Munro

Someone’s in for a whoopin’


12 posted on 05/06/2011 9:20:32 AM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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To: Iron Munro

No mention of the “Cinco de Quatro” gaffe in the news, because it’s 0bama.

You can be guaranteed that EVERY year this gaffe would be brought up in the MSM if the president who made this gaffe were a Repub.


13 posted on 05/06/2011 9:20:52 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Iron Munro

Psychic Friends Network predicts Obama divorce in 2013.

He shows his daughters that women don’t deserve to be respected. They will marry jerks like daddy.


14 posted on 05/06/2011 9:21:18 AM PDT by keepitreal ( Good manners never go out of style)
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To: Psalm 144
The repeated, crass, public displays of mutual contempt and denigration are appalling.

BTTT.

15 posted on 05/06/2011 9:21:29 AM PDT by snowsislander (The Nigerian 419 scammers must be envious of what this Kenyan fraud has accomplished.)
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To: Psalm 144
The repeated, crass, public displays of mutual contempt and denigration are appalling.

Well said. I can't imagine President Bush saying anything like that about Laura. (Or old President Bush, about Miz Barbara.)

16 posted on 05/06/2011 9:21:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (We learned to be cool from you, JP2.)
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To: Iron Munro

17 posted on 05/06/2011 9:22:28 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Iron Munro

Barry The Narcissist will throw anyone under the bus.

How long before it’s one of his kids? (I’m not joking.)


18 posted on 05/06/2011 9:22:28 AM PDT by FourPeas
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To: Iron Munro

I think he just threw Michelle under the taco truck.


19 posted on 05/06/2011 9:23:16 AM PDT by mojito
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To: Iron Munro
Two things:

1) We're gonna see him without his wedded bliss wedding ring soon and...

2)

20 posted on 05/06/2011 9:24:18 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Iron Munro

All of the First Lady’s public pronouncements regarding diet aside...tamales are delicious. Can’t blame her for linking tamales.


21 posted on 05/06/2011 9:24:18 AM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Psalm 144
I think theirs is some sort of arranged marriage, or a beard for Obama

Beard? I heard he's a former pillow biter . . . I'm just say. . . .

22 posted on 05/06/2011 9:24:55 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Iron Munro

“My `Irish sunglasses’? Oh I was, uh, playing ... shooting some hoops, this morning about 3:00 AM, and the ball popped me one. Twice.”


23 posted on 05/06/2011 9:25:16 AM PDT by tumblindice (Don't confuse me with the facts)
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To: Iron Munro

“Let me be clear — you do not want to see Michelle is a pair of blue jeans. They make her ass look HUGE!”


24 posted on 05/06/2011 9:25:24 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Milton Miteybad

Errr, uh...that should be “liking tamales.” Sorry.


25 posted on 05/06/2011 9:25:47 AM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Iron Munro

This is disgusting. The disrespect these two have for each other as a married couple is awful.


26 posted on 05/06/2011 9:26:19 AM PDT by svcw (Non forgiveness is like holding a hot coal thinking the other person will be blistered)
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To: Iron Munro
Wookies are a violent animal... Chewey had to be allowed to win at chess... he pulls arms out when angry.

LLS

27 posted on 05/06/2011 9:26:57 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH!)
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To: Iron Munro

As much as I hate it, I have to agree with Michelle on this. There’s nothing I love more than a tamale.


28 posted on 05/06/2011 9:31:07 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Iron Munro

I’ll just bet he hasn’t got any from that woman in years. But it doesn’t seem to bother him. Strange.


29 posted on 05/06/2011 9:31:22 AM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (If I weren't afraid of the feds, I would refer to Obama as our "undocumented POTUS")
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To: Iron Munro

30 posted on 05/06/2011 9:32:53 AM PDT by matt1234 (Dreams from My Father II: Alien Sex Files)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“Let me be clear — you do not want to see Michelle is a pair of blue jeans. They make her ass look HUGE!” There’s no looking about it. The woman’s ass needs a wide load sign and an escort to make sure it doesn’t do any damage.


31 posted on 05/06/2011 9:33:39 AM PDT by meatloaf
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To: Iron Munro

32 posted on 05/06/2011 9:34:07 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: Psalm 144
It's a marriage of political convenience for the 0ne.

Michelle gave him street cred in Chicago,and family connections to the Daly machine. 0 really prefers the boys.

33 posted on 05/06/2011 9:34:31 AM PDT by mojito
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To: keepitreal

Calling the Marine Corps. band, “My Band”, what an ignorant thing to say.

Or is it the Marine Corpse band.

Arropgant CS.


34 posted on 05/06/2011 9:35:22 AM PDT by Venturer
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35 posted on 05/06/2011 9:35:55 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
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To: Psalm 144
I think theirs is some sort of arranged marriage,...

Remember way back when someone asked the Wookies mom about their marriage and she said: "Well, the story is..."?

36 posted on 05/06/2011 9:37:48 AM PDT by gigster
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To: Iron Munro

Hummmm, gorda is como se dice - outed! I can see her now caught with a half tamale hanging out her mouth.


37 posted on 05/06/2011 9:38:44 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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To: Truth is a Weapon

I always thought Obama’s the type to have special relationship with one of his young male Assin interns.


38 posted on 05/06/2011 9:39:49 AM PDT by MissMack99 (BO Stinks!)
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To: Venturer

He’s the type of man who hears “Hail to the Chief” and thinks it’s about him.


39 posted on 05/06/2011 9:39:49 AM PDT by keepitreal ( Good manners never go out of style)
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To: Iron Munro

This is the kind of passive/aggressive dig Malignant Narcissists are famous for. It’s meant to hurt Michelle, but if she says anything he’ll cop an innocent face and say it was just a joke. MNs are some of the meanest people on the face of the earth.


40 posted on 05/06/2011 9:40:13 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Iron Munro

“I asked Michelle the other day, I said, what’s your favorite food — because we were sitting around with the girls. She said, oh, Mexican food. That’s — (applause.) You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale. (Laughter.) That is true. That’s true. But she’s moving, though, so she can afford to have as many tamales as she wants. (Laughter and applause.)”

A real class act.


41 posted on 05/06/2011 9:42:26 AM PDT by reagandemocrat
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To: Iron Munro

Freud would have a field day. I think they hate each other and each other’s gender with a passion. There is far too much passive aggressive behavior between the two.

She made her bed, taking along this effeminate little man probably because people told her he was about to “go places,” letting him work under her law license, getting him into the “right” places and “church” in Chicago, giving him the wife he pretty desperately needed.

And she could have left at any time, knowing he was not always “working late,” but frequenting the bars of Boystown. But she wanted THIS. She always knew one day she could CASH OUT from this stupid racist country. She was OWED this.

And she could beat him up any time, so he has to be careful or he’ll be out there with a black eye, telling us he had a freak golfing accident.


42 posted on 05/06/2011 9:45:00 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Iron Munro

It is always amusing when Obama goes off telepropmter and you get to see what he really thinks.


43 posted on 05/06/2011 9:45:56 AM PDT by RightOnTheBorder
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To: Carl LaFong
First thing The One™ has said that I believe.

LOL!!! good one

44 posted on 05/06/2011 9:46:07 AM PDT by Republic (The entire White House presidential team needs to grow up and face facts!)
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To: Iron Munro

It’s a sham marriage, contrived by others.


45 posted on 05/06/2011 9:48:37 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Iron Munro

46 posted on 05/06/2011 9:49:50 AM PDT by WackySam (Obama got Osama just like Nixon landed on the moon.)
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To: Iron Munro

What if I was between Je$$e Jack$on AND Michelle and a camera with a tamale on it?

Suicide by...?


47 posted on 05/06/2011 9:52:01 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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Oh he made her motor run
her motor run
gettin' in between Michelle and HER TAMALE!

She will quickly knock you down
knock you down
as she makes a beeline for HER TAMALE!

48 posted on 05/06/2011 9:52:26 AM PDT by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Psalm 144
I think theirs is some sort of arranged marriage, or a beard for Obama.

I believe you are on to something.

Michelle is likely part of his legend, built by his mentors/controllers.

See: "Why Won’t Obama Talk About Columbia?"

Bill Ayers’ dad had connections and influence with Howard Trienens, then managing partner of the Chicago law firm, Sidley Austin.

His dad used his connections to get Bill's wife, Bernardine Dhorn, a job as a law clerk at Sidley Austin where she met Michelle Robinson, later Michelle Obama.

Barack Obama reportedly was already connected with Bill Ayers from his time at Columbia Univ. in New York. Barack ended up with a job as a summer intern at Sidley Austin where Michelle was assigned as his mentor.

From that time on the paths of Barack and Bill Ayers run parallel, constantly crossing again and again, until the time when Barack moves into high profile politics. Then he tries to put distance between them, claiming he barely knew Ayers. But the facts tell a different story.


49 posted on 05/06/2011 9:54:39 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Every day we now throw away things people will kill for after SHTF.)
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To: Iron Munro

“You do not want to be between Michelle and another taxpayer-paid government freebie.”


50 posted on 05/06/2011 9:56:28 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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