Skip to comments.The Iranian Crackup (Big trouble in little Teheran)
Posted on 05/07/2011 12:28:19 AM PDT by neverdem
There is much turbulence in the Iranian government today. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is not happy that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fired Intelligence Minister Heydar Moslehi last month. He has now given Ahmadinejad an ultimatum to either re-instate Moslehi or resign.
A sullen Ahmadinejad caught a bad case of the blue flu, and stopped showing up for work. According to the BBC, one of his aides wrote a blog post that said the Iranian president is in pain, as if a thorn is stuck in his throat he cannot take it out or swallow in. Try that one the next time you need to grab an extra day off work because you stayed late at the sports bar to knock down one last pitcher of Amber Bock.
This dispute has boiled over into a constitutional crisis for Iran. Yes, they have one. No, its not just a copy of the Koran. Ahmadinejad claims the constitution gives him sole discretion over the Intelligence Minister, while Khamenei wants to know which part of Supreme Leader the President doesnt understand.
This is all viewed as a proxy battle over a deeper disagreement. The Iranian president is limited to two consecutive terms, and the Tiny Terrorists time in office runs out in 2012. You may recall that his 2009 re-election campaign included a few procedural irregularities, leading to the brutal murder of countless innocent Iranian demonstrators.
Ahmadinejad has been grooming his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, to succeed him. As the BBC notes, Mr Ahmadinejad and Mr Mashaei are close friends and even family; Mr Ahmadinejad's son is married to Mr Mashaei's daughter.
Mashaei is also a reformer, which means he thinks violent tyrannical rule should be available to people who are not ayatollahs. Hes heavily into the nutty 12th Imam cult that Ahmadinejad promotes, and which the old-guard mullahs see as a deviant threat to their religious authority. His slogan is Islam Without Clerics. The clerics do not like it.
Mashaei apparently wanted more control over the Iranian intelligence apparatus, which is a threat to the power of the clerics. They retaliated by arresting some of his close associates and charging them with sorcery. The UK Guardian tells us that one of the detainees was described as a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds. Youve got to hand it to the mullahs: they really know how to trump up a charge.
It looks like the Iranian parliament supports the Supreme Leader, but Ahmadinejad doesnt think much of the parliament anyway. If he continues to defy Khamenei, hell be charged with apostasy, if not thaumaturgy and necromancy. In the interests of world peace, Id like to suggest Iran resolve its political crisis by embracing free-market democracy and religious tolerance. Send the sorcerer dude over here, and well see if we can get him a part in the sequel to Thor. I know its a radical solution, but its about time somebody in the Iranian government started thinking outside the box.
Great...then maybe he can get in touch with one of those parallel worlds and get a copy of 0bambi's LFBC.
Good! That SOB should should look and sound like a cracklin two by four in a roadside fire. Better yet, lets get a good look of him squirming from a slow hanging.
A religious coup in Iran, Syria or Egypt level unrest and violence and oil hits $200 a barrel in less than a week.
“...the Iranian president is in pain, as if a thorn is stuck in his throat he cannot take it out or swallow in.
Too bad this is only a simile.
I am sure Obama has a Plan, to ake it higher
Unrest in Iran would actually increase overall stability.
Fun to watch, but I hope someone’s paying attention to their ongoing nuke program in the background.
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Bump for Neda, the Iranian woman murdered (rifle shot) while protesting Iamadinnerjacket, standing next to her father.
Thanks for the ping!
Sounds like rabies to me.
Thanks for the Iranian infighting ping. I can see why the clerics don’t like the 12th Imam cult.
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