Geez if I put my wife out by the curb will they take her....?
Bubba tried to outrun the highway patrol. Highway patrol finally caught Bubba and puled him over.
Highway patrol - Why were you driving so fast Bubba?
Bubba - Well, last week my wife ran off with a cop. I thought it was you trying to bring her back!!
That depends, does she have any gold teeth or artificial joints that could be “sold.”