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Posted on 05/11/2011 11:37:57 AM PDT by dead
...Osama bin Laden kept a hand-written journal filled with planning ideas and details of operations. The journal was seized in the dramatic US raid...
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It’s NOT FAIR to read his diary, that’s PERSONAL, what kind of CREEP reads someone’s diary, that’s just ICKY!
Ate more gruel today. I really hate the American pig dogs. See you tomorrow.
Still hating the Americans pretty much. And the Jews. Hate them too. Loving the gruel though. I think I'll dress like a schoolgirl today. I'm feeling pretty. Talk to you later.
There's this new boy in the compound today. He's cute. I think he likes me. Did I forget to mention that I hate the Jews and the Americans? I do. I really hate them so much.
As much as I hate the Americans, and I really really hate them, I have to admit that that one guy on Big Time Rush (the one with the nose) is pretty cute. And he really can sing. I joined his fan club today, under an assumed name of course! Talk to you manana!
And it just goes on like that for six years.
AP style rules recommend substituting the word "illegal" for "dramatic" during unfortunate periods of GOP presidencies.
My first thought was that stupid old HBO show “Sex and the City” with Sarah Jessica Parker sitting in her bed typing on her laptop to her diary. I can see Bin Laden looking whimsicly off in the distance thinking about what to write...
The beauty of this is possibility that nothing may in fact have happened at all, short of crashing a black hole drone at a homicide site in a third world spit hole.
Hmmm...I thought they had goats in the compound. Oh well...I guess he’s not the kiss-and-tell type.
“Dear Diary: Today I got another email from Cindy Sheehan. Allah knows I already have five wives, but if I was in the market for some American infidel kuffar action, I’m pretty sure she would be the one. She’s cute, and I bet if I gave her some of the ol’ Osama charm, I could have her out of those clothes in ten minutes...and into a burqa and a bomb belt, inshallah!”
With a GOP president, they would have used the word controversial instead of dramatic.
November 5th, 2008.
It’s over; he won!! Things have worked out as we hoped.
Looking forward to hope and change.
Are there any entries on how he is scared that Barack Obama is coming after him?
If Bush ordered the Bin Laden hit:
In a controversial move, embattled President George W. Bush ordered the extra-judicial murder of alleged “terrorist” Osama Bin Laden, a married father of 5 who probably had long since been effectively neutralized anyway. Women and children in the household were wounded and treated roughly by an all-white squad of future Blackwater employees. Though hawks and Neo-cons labeled the move successful, questions remain about how the event will effect the innocent Muslim with some fear it could re-open old wounds with regard to race and class.
“Watched American TV today to learn more about the infidel dogs. It was a show with a large, purple dinosaur. It was Joy Behar.”
I am soooooo lonely living in this compound. I never get to go to any parties, and what few friends I have never come to see me anymore. I'm even tired of making "Death to America" home videos for my friends to watch. I so wish I could meet some new friends......oh wait.....there's a knock at the outer door! Maybe I'll get my wish! I'd better go answer it. Will come back and write more soon. Partay on! Tata for now! - Binny
That’s just not right!!! : )
You think some jihadi is going to pick on his cave buddy who didn’t even get mentioned in the boss’s journal? Momo, you second rater, not even a mention, you do the dishes tonight like the little girl you are. Ha ha haha.
Am getting hooked on those SCTV dvds, especially 'Farm Film Report.' May the good Lord take a liking to you and blow you up real soon." Love, Binny
I haven't heard anything from my friend Marshal Mohammed Sheikh Pervez al-Swami of the ISI for the longest time. I haven't seen any Pak army guards outside the compound, either. What is going on?
November 18, 2008 -
I am so upset. I just got the infidel People magazine from September and am shocked to find out Clay Aiken is gay. SERIOUSLY?!? I am so upset by this. Yes, I knew he was a little... who am I kidding, he was as gay as Achmed. I just wish we had a way to tell Achmed, he seems so blind to it, but everyone else sees it. No one wants to go on missions with him anymore. Well, early day tomorrow, must get up and watch more DVD’s of myself. Good night diary and DEATH TO AMERICA!
Great job, Hussein. Make sure every terrorist in the known universe knows EXACTLY what information the SEAL force took from this sub-humans house. Wouldn’t want to get a leg up on them after all. At least not when you can pad your fame and political fortunes with heavily publicized extensions of the bin Laden story!!!
Rofl. A possibility that is becoming possibler and possibler with every minute :).