It’s NOT FAIR to read his diary, that’s PERSONAL, what kind of CREEP reads someone’s diary, that’s just ICKY!
Ate more gruel today. I really hate the American pig dogs. See you tomorrow.
Still hating the Americans pretty much. And the Jews. Hate them too. Loving the gruel though. I think I'll dress like a schoolgirl today. I'm feeling pretty. Talk to you later.
There's this new boy in the compound today. He's cute. I think he likes me. Did I forget to mention that I hate the Jews and the Americans? I do. I really hate them so much.
As much as I hate the Americans, and I really really hate them, I have to admit that that one guy on Big Time Rush (the one with the nose) is pretty cute. And he really can sing. I joined his fan club today, under an assumed name of course! Talk to you manana!
And it just goes on like that for six years.
November 5th, 2008.
It’s over; he won!! Things have worked out as we hoped.
Looking forward to hope and change.
Are there any entries on how he is scared that Barack Obama is coming after him?
“Watched American TV today to learn more about the infidel dogs. It was a show with a large, purple dinosaur. It was Joy Behar.”
I am soooooo lonely living in this compound. I never get to go to any parties, and what few friends I have never come to see me anymore. I'm even tired of making "Death to America" home videos for my friends to watch. I so wish I could meet some new friends......oh wait.....there's a knock at the outer door! Maybe I'll get my wish! I'd better go answer it. Will come back and write more soon. Partay on! Tata for now! - Binny
I haven't heard anything from my friend Marshal Mohammed Sheikh Pervez al-Swami of the ISI for the longest time. I haven't seen any Pak army guards outside the compound, either. What is going on?
November 18, 2008 -
I am so upset. I just got the infidel People magazine from September and am shocked to find out Clay Aiken is gay. SERIOUSLY?!? I am so upset by this. Yes, I knew he was a little... who am I kidding, he was as gay as Achmed. I just wish we had a way to tell Achmed, he seems so blind to it, but everyone else sees it. No one wants to go on missions with him anymore. Well, early day tomorrow, must get up and watch more DVD’s of myself. Good night diary and DEATH TO AMERICA!
Great job, Hussein. Make sure every terrorist in the known universe knows EXACTLY what information the SEAL force took from this sub-humans house. Wouldn’t want to get a leg up on them after all. At least not when you can pad your fame and political fortunes with heavily publicized extensions of the bin Laden story!!!