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Caption (or Re-title) Levi Johnston's New Book Cover
Amazon.com ^ | May 11, 2011

Posted on 05/11/2011 1:00:46 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia


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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008electionbias; 2012electionbias; books; getpalin; gossip; idiot; jerk; levijohnston; mediawhore; moron; palin; palinbashing; pds; redneck; smearcampaign; smellthefear; stalinisttactics; waronsarah
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My Life as a Clueless Media Tool?
1 posted on 05/11/2011 1:00:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

He’s not even famous for being famous.....................


2 posted on 05/11/2011 1:01:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

If I only had a brain....


3 posted on 05/11/2011 1:03:16 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

That is a real title?


4 posted on 05/11/2011 1:03:46 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Well, at least the picture looks like the idiot he is...


5 posted on 05/11/2011 1:03:48 PM PDT by imfrmdixie (A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Eisenhower)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Looks like a recycled Hardy Boys Paper back cover.


6 posted on 05/11/2011 1:03:51 PM PDT by codder too
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA

How about “I Didn’t Keep My Johnson In My Levis.”


7 posted on 05/11/2011 1:03:53 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Muslims are a people of love, peace, and goodwill, and if you say that they aren't, they'll kill you)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Destined for position 3,144 on the Amazon charts.


8 posted on 05/11/2011 1:04:32 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

nitwit on board


9 posted on 05/11/2011 1:05:08 PM PDT by xtinct (The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you..Be Strong Patriots!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
There is nothing sadder than a tool who doesn't know he's a tool.
10 posted on 05/11/2011 1:05:10 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islamophobia: The fear of offending Muslims because they are prone to violence.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“My 16th Minute of Fame!”


11 posted on 05/11/2011 1:05:32 PM PDT by Darteaus94025
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is that a crosshair he put on himself?
12 posted on 05/11/2011 1:06:02 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Sarah is being nicer to him than I would; if he had treated my daughter the way he has Bristol, he’d be stuffed and mounted by now...alongside the deer.


13 posted on 05/11/2011 1:06:02 PM PDT by FrankR (A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose both.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“Complete Tool” as the title, and in the little circle:

“My Life as a White Trash Douchebag”


14 posted on 05/11/2011 1:06:11 PM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Anti-Bubba182

I thought it was fake too until I saw it on Amazon! lol No need to recaption!


15 posted on 05/11/2011 1:06:16 PM PDT by proudtobeanamerican1 (A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Clintonfatigued

I vote for your title, with a sub-heading of “and no one would know who I was if I did”


16 posted on 05/11/2011 1:06:45 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ((((( Obama's in need of a good Caining next year. )))))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I’m As Tough As A Tungsten Stud And Have A Brain To Match


17 posted on 05/11/2011 1:07:06 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Hawk)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Weird, I really thought the title would be: I am a stupid s#it.
18 posted on 05/11/2011 1:07:38 PM PDT by svcw (Non forgiveness is like holding a hot coal thinking the other person will be blistered)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“The only chance I have of selling any of these books is to put Sarah Palins name on the cover”


19 posted on 05/11/2011 1:07:38 PM PDT by jdsteel (I like the way the words "Palin for President" make progressives apoplectic.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
If Sarah Palin really did have her cross hairs on him, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
20 posted on 05/11/2011 1:07:44 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
‘Life On The Short Bus’ (The sad saga of Levi Johnston)
21 posted on 05/11/2011 1:08:10 PM PDT by JPG (Zawahiri, you're next.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Gepard GM6 .50 Caliber Heavy Sniper Rifle
22 posted on 05/11/2011 1:08:27 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Obama can't see something pure like the truth without wanting to abort it.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
There is nothing sadder than a tool who doesn't know he's a tool.

Indeed.


23 posted on 05/11/2011 1:10:26 PM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
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To: proudtobeanamerican1

What a tool! This is direct to the discount bin material. It might make a good gag gift.


24 posted on 05/11/2011 1:10:37 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Clintonfatigued

Winner!


25 posted on 05/11/2011 1:10:43 PM PDT by lonevoice (Where the Welfare State is on the march, the Police State is not far behind)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Kind of looks like the boy I caught trespassing on my property a while back, you’d think he’d never seen a .44 Magnum before by his facial expression :^)


26 posted on 05/11/2011 1:11:40 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I expect it to be on sale at The Dollar Tree very soon....................


27 posted on 05/11/2011 1:12:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: imfrmdixie

Brains of Steel, that boy.........................


28 posted on 05/11/2011 1:13:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: The Cajun

He probably hadn’t, up close and personal-like............


29 posted on 05/11/2011 1:14:30 PM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: Talisker

He’s more “douche” than “tool”.


30 posted on 05/11/2011 1:17:15 PM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“My life in Sarah Palin’s crosshairs”.....

...exactly what wrong has Palin committed against this guy?

How about:

“I’m too self absorbed and busy beating out my 15 minute clock to be a father to my child”

or

“I care so little about my offspring, I take every opportunity to make a public swipe against his grandmother”

or my favorite

“Damnit, the useful idiots made a useful idiot out of me”


31 posted on 05/11/2011 1:17:40 PM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Typical white trash jerk.


32 posted on 05/11/2011 1:18:53 PM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (DeMint/Ryan 2012!!!!!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

DingDingDing!! We have a winner! Well done.

Colonel, USAFR


33 posted on 05/11/2011 1:19:51 PM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Who wrote the foreword, Kato Kaelin?


34 posted on 05/11/2011 1:22:48 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Note to Obama: The only time you actually are the smartest person in the room is when you are alone.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hey, It Worked for Scott Brown, Let Me Try?


35 posted on 05/11/2011 1:23:09 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Is that a crosshair he put on himself?

Ironically, I think the symbol is actually a Surveyor's mark, which is what Sarah used on her map.
Given the context the book cover is trying to convey, the symbol really ought to be a crosshair, but I guess they still can't tell the difference.

36 posted on 05/11/2011 1:23:09 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Red Badger

Useful Idiotcy 101

By Levi Johnson, the guy that never figured out (1) that blood is thicker than water, and (2) twenty years from now, nobody in the media will even remember your name, but Sara Palin will STILL be your child’s grandmother.


37 posted on 05/11/2011 1:23:17 PM PDT by Brookhaven (What do Pres. Eisenhower, Hoover, Taft, Grant, Taylor, & Washington have in common?)
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To: proudtobeanamerican1
Did anyone notice the Tags Associated With This Product?
38 posted on 05/11/2011 1:25:52 PM PDT by pigsmith
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“Being a Dummie for Dummies”

or

“It isn’t easy being more irrelevant than Cindy Sheehan”


39 posted on 05/11/2011 1:26:47 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

In this picture, he’s apparently pretending to portray a “deer in the headlights” with that glassy-eyed stare and the antlers above his head. It looks like a comic book cover.

If this is his attempt to make Palin look ridiculous, the joke’s on him.


40 posted on 05/11/2011 1:27:49 PM PDT by BlatherNaut
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Son, if you were in Sarah Palin’s crosshairs, you wouldn’t be here right now to pose for that cover, you’d be dead right now, and what was left of you would be buried somewhere so deep in the Alaska wild that nobody would find you again before Judgment Day.

I’m thinking the title should actually be “Dude, Where’s My Dignity?”.


41 posted on 05/11/2011 1:29:10 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Room Temperature IQ

by Levi "I'll do anything for money but work" Johnston

42 posted on 05/11/2011 1:30:02 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The boy apparently doesn’t understand that making oneself into fodder for a late night talk show host’s joke is not a good career move.


43 posted on 05/11/2011 1:37:43 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“Yes, I’m as dumb as I look”


44 posted on 05/11/2011 1:40:47 PM PDT by savage woman
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To: Clintonfatigued

LOL! That’s a keeper.


45 posted on 05/11/2011 1:41:55 PM PDT by samantha (Sarah has our back,and we sure have hers.. America the Beautiful...)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I Was Kathy Griffin’s Boytoy


46 posted on 05/11/2011 1:43:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: FrankR
Sarah is being nicer to him than I would; if he had treated my daughter the way he has Bristol, he’d be stuffed and mounted by now...alongside the deer.

All those lovely King Crabs out in the Bering Sea need to eat ...

Jus' sayin'

47 posted on 05/11/2011 1:44:39 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Talisker
If Obama was to die and come back as a tool, he'd be a pooper scooper. LOL
48 posted on 05/11/2011 1:44:53 PM PDT by fish hawk (Obama = "low-level socialist organizer". Allen West)
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49 posted on 05/11/2011 1:50:54 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Qu##$ in the Headlights


50 posted on 05/11/2011 1:51:27 PM PDT by Bruinator (God is Great.... God is Good....Evil is Real.)
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