Posted on 05/18/2011 8:40:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IIRC, he is close to Governor Palin. I don’t know a ton about Rick Perry, but he’s made comments regarding education and needing a “healthy populace” that make me stop and say...waaaaaaaaait a second. MYOB. lol.
I feel cognitive dissonance when I read things ascribed to him that he supposedly "said" than when I hear his first-hand interview or speech. I can see a thought process that I haven't seen in most Republican politicians, let alone GOP Presidential candidates. I can't be the only one, I hope.
Well stated.
Ahhh, shaddaapp!!
Rush still needs to ask him why he showed up on the couch with Nancy, and why he called the WOT a “silly war” at the Aspen Institute.
LMAO.
AND why he supported Dede Scuzzafuvva, or whatever her name is.
um - rush played newt's words
since you are not listening to rush, you are the one guilty of putting words in rush's mouth
Well said!
I have said before, a conservative DOES NOT get on a couch with a lounge lizard and agree to eat tripe for breakfast.
I’d vote for RuPaul before I’d vote for 0bama.
THERE I SAID IT!
LOL! Rush talking about Noot and the Couch and Hitlery. His passive aggressive commentary is cracking me up. Now another pro Rick Perry article. LMAO...
He was for her BEFORE he was against her. ;)
Exactly. Newt was not a part of it. See my post #57.
I did find where Rick Perry said that W. was never a fiscal conservative.
Again, not the worst choice, but I think we have better..somewhere; surely? lol
If it’s RuPaul or Obama I think I’ll just pull the lever with my eyes closed and hope a giant fist comes out and punches me so hard I’m completely unconscious for the next four years.
Newt is the type who sees a wave and rides it, conservatism in the Reagan years, eco-nuttery in 2008, and now, progressive conservatism which I think I just coined. He is not sincere.
ROFLMAO! RuPaul will never win the primary so you don’t have to worry.
The libtards fear Newt more than any other candidate SO FAR
They certainly don’t fear “mitt” (in fact they WANT him)
A Newt candidacy would expose Obambi far worse than “mitt” because Newt is a brilliant debater, and he also BALANCED THE BUDGET when he was in Congress (at least started it)
The libtards are doing this to Newt becauase they dont realize how little we want him too. (Not after Scuzzafava) but he STILL is a more brilliant debater than any other candidate SO FAR. (maybe a Master Debater)
They are going all out to destroy him, and too many here are helping the liberal media do it.
I dont want him. I believe Palin/Bachman is an UNBEATABLE TICKET. But I believe he adds a much higher level to the level of debate we would get if only ‘mitt” is the frontrunner (Dear God: PLEASE, No.)
But I still see too many of us still falling for the liberal media slime tactics, and not SEEING IT
LOL!
Let’s hope that’s true. I live in Paul country, so I’m a little “feared” as we say here. lol.
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